the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware
@dholes
Both are friends.
@rashkah
But how about gharial and caiman?
here comes the rest of the family
The gangâs all here
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Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@salpetersyra
the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware
@dholes
Both are friends.
@rashkah
But how about gharial and caiman?
here comes the rest of the family
The gangâs all here
This raises so many questions.
no itâs the answer
me: [listens to a new song]
my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamineâą: we shall listen to only this song until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it
maybe once every 3 weeks i think about how Chelsea manning snuck incriminating files past military security by putting them on a blank cd with âlady gagaâ written on it
âOn January 5, 2010, Manning downloaded the 400,000 documents that became known as the Iraq War logs. On January 8, she downloaded 91,000 documents from the Afghanistan database, known later as part of the Afghan War logs. She saved the material on CD-RW and smuggled it through security by labeling the CD-RW media âLady Gagaâ. She then copied it onto her personal computer.â from her wiki lmaoo sheâs an icon
yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasnât looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself âoh my godâŠi have so manyâŠâ and put all five of them in her backpack
the anniversary of this legend
you: thesis
me: hot take
*starts my dissertation with âI was gonna post a hot take but yall ainât readyâ*
Cruel Angelâs Hot Take
âMartin Lutherâs 95 Hot Takesâ
[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells âAh! Woo!â then sinks back down]
The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it
mood: adam scottâs face at the exact moment that he realizes heâs about to meet mark hamill
additional mood: adam scottâs face immediately after seeing mark hamill
i wanna show u all smth important 2day and its these lil sheep
who look like stuffed animals.
theyre called valais blacknose sheep and theyre absolutely adorable & look like stuffed animals
heres more!!!!!!
DAN LOOK AT THESE
UHM I LOVE THEM
UM THEYRE PERFECT
In 1930, Helene Adelaide Shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions. Â The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in its mouth. A camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions
WHAT
sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)
Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, âhey I know you are done growing but would you like someâŠMORE TEETH???? And Iâm like, âhell no, theres no room,â but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* âmore teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T Hâ
Oh thereâs no room? Thatâs fine weâll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS
Literally just got my wisdom teeth out this morning and this is the first time Iâve ever seen this post đ€
gays, lend me your strength
I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.
thank you so much.
lesbians, lend me your strength
I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before
I am forever in your debt.
aces, lend me your strength
I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.
I owe you my life.
transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength
i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them
I could never thank you enough.
bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength
I am eternally grateful.
now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength
You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.
I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.
now,
Thanks, Fish.
Iâm not sure whether this is fish blowing up the Earth, or making everybody on it queer. Either way, good move