Vladimir.

vatten, 35 liter. Kol, 20 kilogram. Ammoniak, 4 liter. Kalk, 1.5 kilogram. Fosfor, 800 gram. Salt, 250 gram. Salpeter, 100 gram. Svavel, 80 gram. Fluor, 7.5 gram, iron, 5 gram, kisel, 3 gram, och spårmängder av 15 andra ämnen

[silverhawk]

the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware

[nukaworld]

@dholes

[tyrantisterror]

Both are friends.

[ecliptic-bite]

@rashkah

[dragon-aquamega]

But how about gharial and caiman?

[cry-olophosaurus]

here comes the rest of the family

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

The gang’s all here

[kimkimber]

[theidledrifter]

This raises so many questions.

[rook-the-catechumen]

no it’s the answer

[ironinkpen]

me: [listens to a new song]

my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this song until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

maybe once every 3 weeks i think about how Chelsea manning snuck incriminating files past military security by putting them on a blank cd with ‘lady gaga’ written on it

[imat711yallneedanything]

what

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

“On January 5, 2010, Manning downloaded the 400,000 documents that became known as the Iraq War logs. On January 8, she downloaded 91,000 documents from the Afghanistan database, known later as part of the Afghan War logs. She saved the material on CD-RW and smuggled it through security by labeling the CD-RW media “Lady Gaga”. She then copied it onto her personal computer.“ from her wiki lmaoo she’s an icon

[human-sub-species-deactivated20]

[sweethotnight]

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

[mcnxviii]

the anniversary of this legend

[demilypyro]

you: thesis

me: hot take

[hellsite-yano]

*starts my dissertation with “I was gonna post a hot take but yall ain’t ready”*

[eladithas]

Cruel Angel’s Hot Take

[grimm-jimm]

“Martin Luther’s 95 Hot Takes”

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

mood: adam scott’s face at the exact moment that he realizes he’s about to meet mark hamill

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

additional mood: adam scott’s face immediately after seeing mark hamill

[silverhawk]

i wanna show u all smth important 2day and its these lil sheep

who look like stuffed animals.

theyre called valais blacknose sheep and theyre absolutely adorable & look like stuffed animals

[silverhawk]

heres more!!!!!!

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

DAN LOOK AT THESE

[dan-the-fungus]

UHM I LOVE THEM

[aterribleidea-deactivated201905]

UM THEYRE PERFECT

[julieschulerart]

[julieschulerart]

In 1930, Helene Adelaide Shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions.  The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in its mouth. A camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions

[slimy]

WHAT

[lesbianherstorian]

sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)

[harrywelsh]

[charlesoberonn]

Visit Original Link

[paper-mario-wiki]

[lostovae]

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

[freakinfishtank]

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

[nemeshii]

Literally just got my wisdom teeth out this morning and this is the first time I’ve ever seen this post 🤔

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[tiltilla]

Thanks, Fish.

[je-blauge]

I’m not sure whether this is fish blowing up the Earth, or making everybody on it queer. Either way, good move