[homofauxbic]

this one is for the boys with the boomin system

[trashboat]

[stripmyheart]

[vvhack]

[moldable]

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

[whatheballs]

unless you experience my penis

[letsgiveherhope]

I just choked on my food.

[spacebabe7]

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

[ianthe]

[kittenskaboodles]

Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

[jasonhorton]

I’m not religious but this is great

[classicmeevs]

picture jesus hearing the news and fucking crying

[kenishasheilamarie]

[february-deactivated20160722]

my face is a 4 

my personality is a 6 

so that makes me a 10

[brow-deactivated20200621]

“i cant sleep”

“why”

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????

[kyliejennerfashionstyle]

June 1, 2015 - Kylie Jenner out in Beverly Hills.

[kyliejennerfashionstyle]

June 1, 2015 - Kylie Jenner out in Beverly Hills.

[kyliejennerfashionstyle]

June 1, 2015 - Kylie Jenner out in Beverly Hills.

[deactivated-86634592222-deactiv]

wildcats are red corbins are bleu this could be the start of something new

[marvelsmostwanted]

this is beautiful

[upsydedown]

[meurte-deactivated20190730]

ball-deep

[ball-deep]

600 thousand 😂

[fullmetalheadass]

that says negative 600 thousand 

[weloveshortvideos]

[sskeptical]