mreow

making cat noises since at least 2008

[notrlyalexa]

[kenmeows-blog]

So much pseudo-hipsterism right here.

[tastefullyoffensive]

9 Cats Taking Selfies

[punkrockbetty-deactivated201508]

omg

[francine-odysseys]

HXCR.

minolta|x370

[kenmeows-blog]

YES. WANT.

[jdanielatllas-blog-blog]

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

[kenmeows-blog]

<3

[frenchastrophysicist]

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you say to address a group of people?

What do you call the...

[kenmeows-blog]

Just had this in a Culture & Belief class (History of the English Language). Unfortunately, no idea what answers correspond to what dialect.

[syntactician]

Yet again, I find myself noticing cute linguistic constructions in the Simpsons. Take this:

Marge: What did I say about joining La Cosa Nostra? Bart: You said to not to.

And this:

Louie: Won’t it be easier if we just take care of this Simpson lady? Fat Tony: Louie, Louie, Louie, women are...

[kenmeows-blog]

People who get just as (if not more) excited about these things than I do.

[larmoyante]

People fall in and out of love all the time, don’t they?

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Love of the Last Tycoon (via larmoyante)

[coffeenotes]

untitled by minato on Flickr.

[thefluffingtonpost]

Area Cat Refuses to Box

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, Louie the cat has refused to take part in the oft-practiced kitty pastime known as “boxing.” Usually, a cat will see a box, lie down in it, and stay in that position for an indeterminate amount of time. 

Not Louie.

The cat’s owner tells The Fluffington Post that Louie outright rejected the box he was presented with last week.

“I thought he would love it,” says Roger Blake. “He just stared at me like, ‘what am I supposed to do with this?’ I was really taken aback.”

Though not unheard of, Louie’s behavior is considered unusual among experts.

“Louie should have had no reservations accepting the box as his temporary home,” says feline behaviorist Linda Fiore. “It seems that, sadly, he has forgotten how to cat.”

Via cyale4.

[kenmeows-blog]

Too much

[againcafe-blog]

[beadelascisternas]

LSA Committee on Comestibles in Linguistics

In order to understand various types of linguists better, we conducted a controlled experiment. Very simply, we asked each linguist “Do you want spaghetti or lasagna for dinner?” We think the replies we got are instructive, and so we are sharing them...

[kenmeows-blog]

Ahahahaha

[purple-squirrel]

I love Tropico :)

When you choose to enact the same-sex marriage edict in Tropico 4, your ’helpful’ and ‘wise’ advisor Penultimo gives you this well researched information. xD

[kenmeows-blog]

Aunt: [My son] isn't growing very tall, why do you think?

Dad: (seriously) It's because he isn't jumping enough.

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[daxterdd]

[kenmeows-blog]

[UHQ] Darren Criss for Interview magazine.

Oh. My. God.

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[kenmeows-blog]

omg so scary

[lemoncholic-babe]

omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit

[bipolarfenris-deactivated201610]

this is utter gibberish to me

[kenmeows-blog]

Aw yeah. That's your mental grammar workin' away, that is. Such a nice and charming module. I'm so glad our ancestors decided to invest their scarce nutrients in it!