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I S2G IF ANY OF THESE DONT COME OUT IM SUING
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
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okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
The Great Dying is my absolute favorite nickname for an epochal event.
Cyanobacteria, Mother of Death Breathers.
happy haikyuu!! fic recs
under the cut is a list of fics that folks in the haikyuu fandom read to remind themselves that there is good in the world. i hope that the list can help spread some positive energy during this tough time. thank you to everyone who gave me suggestions and helped to put the list together!
fics are arranged by ship and include ao3 link, author, length, and summary. please let me know if one of your fics is on this list but your tumblr/twitter/etc isn’t linked, and i can add it.
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here are all the calendar pages, for those interested in the other teams!! (wtf!!! i know, right!!!) yes i’m including stz again because i can’t very well make an all-pages post WITHOUT them now can i
Dem adult!Daisugas strike again!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Asuma Kousuke as Oikawa Tooru ♥(ノ´∀`)
These are the drawings made by the former animator of Haikyuu, Kuroiwa Yumi. Didn’t see them here on Tumblr, source is here.
Taking one for the team
Haikyuu!! Kpop AU Headcanons: Karasuno edition.
- ok, so I imagine them as some sort of group like EXO, Seventeen. You know, a lot of members. - Leader!Dadchi, puts everyone in place, knows how to answer in every interview, says he doesn't but spoils all the members. One of the main vocals, long ass notes, powerful voice, fucking low notes, it gives you chills. Average dancer, sort of akward, but has the nicest legs in the group. - Visual!Suga, so beautiful it makes you want to cry. Gives such an angelic vibe but be careful even the evil is scared of him. Main dancer, let this boy dance, he will trap you with his moves. Sweet voice, not really strong but perfect for soft songs. - Asahi is Main vocal too. Strong voice but the sweetest, loveliest adlibs ever, like you could melt by just hearing them. Average dancer, too shy in sexy choreos. So akward in interviews its painful to watch, gets embarrased with every question. - Nishinoya is the lead rapper. Fast, really fast. Good lyrics. Lead dancer, all sharp and fast moves. Mood maker, he is always making jokes and making everyone laugh. All the other groups love him. - Main Rapper!Tanaka, sickest rhymes ever, considered one of the best rappers. Will not hesitate to burn somebody. Good moves, loves to take off his shirt. Dont let this boy do a sexy dance, he'll kill you. So nice to all the other members. - All around member!Ennoshita, like he dances, sings, raps but so underrated, people sometimes forget he is part of the group. So polite to everybody, allways puts Tanaka and Noya in their place. - Lead singer and dancer! Hinata. You know he's good, but he could be better. He always says he will train harder to become the best. Sweet voice, can reach high notes but his voice always cracks, and nice moves. LOVES his fans and says it all the time, but burst out crying in the middle of it, ALL THE TIME. - lead vocal!Tsukishima, he's a good singer, average but good, another awkard dancer. But his real talent is producing, he produces the sickest beats for tananoya, the most beautiful ballads for the vocals and the best songs to listen to. A genius producer. Resting bitch face tho. - Main Vocal!Yamaguchi, when you hear him sing is like hearing an angel, he can go from the strongest, powerful, long ass notes singer to the soft, melodic, heavenly adlibs in seconds. So polite to everybody, loves his fans and members, burst out crying right after hinata does. - Maknae!Kags. Another all around member, nice vocals, killer moves and good rhymes. Another producer, good songs, good beats. You don't really expect him to be the youngest with the expression he always has. Serious, so serious and weird as hell. Spaces out a lot. Everybody loves and he does not understand why. Feel free to add more hc, i'll write about the other teams later.
HAIKYUU!!: From oldest to youngest.
I have a lot of free time and I dont know if someone has done this before but here it is. This is considerong that a school year in japan starts in April and ends in March.
3rd years:
- Nobuyuki Kai (April 8th) - Tendou Satori (May 20th) - Iwaizumi Hajime (June 10th) - Sugawara Koushi (June 13th) - Oikawa Tooru (July 20th) - Michimiya Yui (August 1st) - Yaku Morisuke (August 8th) - Ushijima Wakatoshi (August 13th) - Bokuto Koutaro (September 20th) - Konoha Akinori (September 30th) - Semi Eita (November 11th) - Kuroo Tetsurou (November 17th) - Sawamura Daichi (December 31st)* - Azumane Asahi (January 6th)* - Hanamaki Takahiro (January 27th)* - Hayato Yamagata (February 14th)* - Matsukawa Issei (March 1st)*
2nd years:
- Watari Shinji (April 3rd) - Kawanishi Taichi (April 15th) - Terushima Yuuji (April 18th) - Shirabu Kenjirou (May 4th) - Aone Takanobu (August 13th) - Kazuhito Narita (August 17th) - Fukunaga Shohei (September 30th) - Nishinoya Yuu (October 10th) - Kozume Kenma (October 16th) - Futakuchi Kenji (November 10th) - Akaashi Keiji (December 5th)* - Kyoutani Kentaro (December 17th)* - Ennoshita Chikara (December 26th)* - Kinoshita Hisashi (February 15th)* - Yamamoto Taketora (February 22nd)* - Yahaba Shigeru (March 1st)* - Tanaka Ryunosuke (March 3rd)*
1st years:
- Kindaichi Yuutaro (June 6th) - Hinata Shouyo (June 21st) - Koganegawa Kanji (July 9th) - Goshiki Tsutomu (August 22nd) - Yachi Hitoka (September 4th) - Tsukishima Kei (September 27th) - Haiba Lev (October 30th) - Inuoka Sou (November 1st) - Yamaguchi Tadashi (November 10th) - Shibayama Yuuki (December 16th)* - Kageyama Tobio (December 22nd)* - Kunimi Akira (March 25th)*
Considering they are in the first days of December in the manga (I think, please correct me if im wrong), everybody born before that is 18(3rd years), 17(2nd years) and 16 (first years) already.
The * means they havent had their birthdays so they are still the same age.
Please, feel free to correct me if im wrong in something.
Wasn’t Asahi’s birthday on January 1st?
Oh, damn. Thank you, i mixed it up with Kiyoko's (who's not on the list now that i notice)
HAIKYUU!!: From oldest to youngest.
I have a lot of free time and I dont know if someone has done this before but here it is. This is considering that a school year in japan starts in April and ends in March.
3rd years:
- Nobuyuki Kai (April 8th) - Tendou Satori (May 20th) - Iwaizumi Hajime (June 10th) - Sugawara Koushi (June 13th) - Oikawa Tooru (July 20th) - Michimiya Yui (August 1st) - Yaku Morisuke (August 8th) - Ushijima Wakatoshi (August 13th) - Bokuto Koutaro (September 20th) - Konoha Akinori (September 30th) - Semi Eita (November 11th) - Kuroo Tetsurou (November 17th) - Sawamura Daichi (December 31st)* - Azumane Asahi (January 1st)* - Kiyoko Shimizu (January 6th)* - Hanamaki Takahiro (January 27th)* - Hayato Yamagata (February 14th)* - Matsukawa Issei (March 1st)*
2nd years:
- Watari Shinji (April 3rd) - Kawanishi Taichi (April 15th) - Terushima Yuuji (April 18th) - Shirabu Kenjirou (May 4th) - Aone Takanobu (August 13th) - Kazuhito Narita (August 17th) - Fukunaga Shohei (September 30th) - Nishinoya Yuu (October 10th) - Kozume Kenma (October 16th) - Futakuchi Kenji (November 10th) - Akaashi Keiji (December 5th)* - Kyoutani Kentaro (December 17th)* - Ennoshita Chikara (December 26th)* - Kinoshita Hisashi (February 15th)* - Yamamoto Taketora (February 22nd)* - Yahaba Shigeru (March 1st)* - Tanaka Ryunosuke (March 3rd)*
1st years:
- Kindaichi Yuutaro (June 6th) - Hinata Shouyo (June 21st) - Koganegawa Kanji (July 9th) - Goshiki Tsutomu (August 22nd) - Yachi Hitoka (September 4th) - Tsukishima Kei (September 27th) - Haiba Lev (October 30th) - Inuoka Sou (November 1st) - Yamaguchi Tadashi (November 10th) - Shibayama Yuuki (December 16th)* - Kageyama Tobio (December 22nd)* - Kunimi Akira (March 25th)*
Considering they are in the first days of December in the manga (I think, please correct me if im wrong), everybody born before that is 18(3rd years), 17(2nd years) and 16 (first years) already.
The * means they havent had their birthdays so they are still the same age.
Please, feel free to correct me if im wrong in something.
My Theory of the Timeline and the Entire Plot of Exo.
Ok so, this took me a lot of hours to revise and put together. Aka I have no life lol. It’s a long one but its so wild, I’m still shaking after writing this. Sit you should proabld probably sit down for this one. Remember, this is only a theory!!
Alright, let me explain why I think Mama is near the end of this timeline.
The narrative in the intro of Mama is key.
“When the skies and the grounds were one, the legends, through their twelve forces, nurtured the tree of life. An eye of red force created the evil which coveted the heart of tree of life, and the heart slowly grew dry. To tend and embrace the heart of tree of life, the legends hereby divide the tree in half and hide each side. Hence, time is over-turned and space turns askew. The twelve forces divide into two and create two suns that look alike into two worlds that seem alike. The legends travel apart. The legends shall now see the same sky but shall stand on different grounds, shall stand on the same ground but shall see different skies. The day the grounds be kept a single file before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the legends will greet each other. The day the red force is purified, the twelve forces will reunite into one perfect root, a new world shall open up.”
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Haikyuu!! Couples Gifs Part 1
Kageyama x Hinata
Daichi x Sugawara
Asahi x Nishinoya
Yamaguchi x Tsukishima
Takeda x Ukai
Tanaka x Chikara
Yachi x Kiyoko
Saeko x Akiteru
Kenma x Kuroo
Lev x Yaku
Oikawa x Iwaizumi
Matsukawa x Hanamaki
Kindaichi x Kunimi
Yahaba x Kyotani
Bokuto x Akaashi
Saeko x Ukai
Haikyuu Chapter 207 Translations
Not all translations may be correct. Read at your own risk. Link to larger scans are HERE.
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