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“ pretty sure i’m human even if i’ve never heard that song before. like, ever in my life. ”
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“okay, but if you can’t turn up to the donkey kong country theme song – one: we can’t be friends and two: are you even human?”
“ pretty sure i’m human even if i’ve never heard that song before. like, ever in my life. ”
❝ I mean, I’m not volunteering myself, but I’m definitely not boring. ❞
“ well, then why wouldn’t you volunteer yourself if you’re definitely not boring? seems contradictory to me. ”
“ ‘m sleepy as hell. who is going to help keep me awake? preferably someone who isn’t boring. ”
“Huh? What do you want? I’m kind of busy right now.”
“ nothing if you’re going to give me that kind of attitude. sorry i bothered. ”
“ I’m sorry , Did that make me sound like a dick?”
“ honestly, and honesty is my best trait, you did sound like a dick. ”
“ pretty sure i should have been cast as meredith grey on grey’s anatomy. purely because i love tequila more than i love most things. ”
“you’re never truly lost, but do you know where you are headed?”
“ i don’t think that’s actually true. seeing as i’m y’know, well and truly lost. i’m trying to figure out my way back to campus. ”
“can’t really blame you… streets look all the same to me.”
“ exactly my point. at this rate, i’ll have to find a hotel to stay in if i can’t find my way back. ”
“Well, what are you looking for?”
“ i was out shopping in, i guess, the harajuku district? but, i think i wandered down too far and i'm really lost. now, i just want to get closer to campus and away from all the people down here. ”
“don’t you have a gps on your phone.”
“ well, yeah but i’m not the best at following directions or whatever on my gps. i didn’t even go that far from campus--i didn’t think so at least. ”
“well, um… i’m kind of lost too, i was looking for the harajuku district, or something…”
“ if i could even tell you where i was, i would probably help you find wherever you’re headed. you’d think after living here all last year i’d know where i’m going. ”
“ i’m not really sure where i am. like, i’m really lost. ”
“I’ll help you! Please give me the lightest one, though. I’m not the strongest…”
“ all of my bags are pretty heavy. i mean, i suppose you could carry my carry-on bag. that might help. ”
“the lack of valet and bellhops is seriously appalling, especially with how heavy i packed. i mean, i know most everyone else here gets their clothes from gap or something, but some people know better than to wear polyester blends. maybe i can help you find someone to help carry those inside, i’d hate to see those clothes go to waste.”
“ oh, bless you. i just bought an entirely new wardrobe from ysl and like, a whole bunch of old vintage stuff that’s probably worth more than most people’s lives. i would probably cry if i had to give all of it up. ”