Sequins Are Tacky

Kenneth Carson - 22 - Fashion Extraordinaire

[liloandgif]

[lostgirldarling]

I think I actually saw a blue sequin dress in the theater storage room, maybe that could work!

[kennethcarson-blog]

Well come on! What are you waiting for? You have to try it on!

[dot--lucas-blog-blog]

True… Okay. Teach me all you know.

[kennethcarson-blog]

A pantsuit, also known as a trouser suit outside the United States, is a woman's suit of clothing consisting of trousers and a matching or coordinating coat or jacket.

[dot--lucas-blog-blog]

Are you sure? When am I gonna need this knowledge?

[kennethcarson-blog]

Now!

[patricia-darling-blog-blog]

Oh my, so many options. Hmm, which one is your favorite?

[kennethcarson-blog]

Definitely the limo!

[lostgirldarling]

I don’t know… You really think I could pull something like that off?

[kennethcarson-blog]

I think you'd look totally groovy in one!

[rapunzel-keane]

Um, no. I don’t have one of those. Should I?

[kennethcarson-blog]

Uh yeah!

[frannyrob]

They should be.

[kennethcarson-blog]

Why would you say that? Glitter tuxes and rainbow pantsuits are life.

[rapunzel-keane]

I… think so? It’s just pointing up then down, right?

[kennethcarson-blog]

Spot on! And you have a rainbow pant suit correct?

[dot--lucas-blog-blog]

But it’s not the 80’s anymore? How is it crucial?

[kennethcarson-blog]

It's always crucial.

[megara-egen-blog]

I’m not everyone.

[kennethcarson-blog]

You do wear clothes when you're not working right?

[lostgirldarling]

Alright alright, I’ll have to take your word for it, though.

[kennethcarson-blog]

I'm just saying, you would look stunning like a pretty glittery blue dress or something

[patricia-darling-blog-blog]

Your limo?

[kennethcarson-blog]

Or the town car? I mean there's always the ferarri or corvette or jeep it's just whatever you prefer.

[rapunzel-keane]

Groovy vibes? I dunno if I can do groovy vibes right.

[kennethcarson-blog]

You totally can do it! All you need are a few rad dance moves! You can do the disco point right?

[rrraquelle]

Ken’s Dating Tips #31 - Playing Hard to Get

[dot--lucas-blog-blog]

I’m not quite sure I wanna learn.

[kennethcarson-blog]

You need to! It's crucial to your life!

[lostgirldarling]

I suppose, I’ve never really thought about it. Glitter? Doesn’t glitter get everywhere, though?

[kennethcarson-blog]

Glitter is amazing. Don't ever insult it.