i miss missing you

Hello, everyone; welcome to my crib. I'm Kennedy, but you can call me Kenni. I'm a fifth year Ravenclaw, and no I won't do your homework. If you have any questions, leave it after the beep.

[cadykarofsky-blog-deactivated20]

Would that scare you?

[kenniwilde-blog]

Would it scare me that you are potentially considering murdering your mother? Yes, Cady Cakes. It scares me a little. You're far too pretty for Azkaban. 

[cadykarofsky-blog-deactivated20]

Lucky for you, you will never have to meet her. 

[kenniwilde-blog]

Are you going to kill her?

[cadykarofsky-blog-deactivated20]

Well, that I decided to come to school. She’s bitter.

[kenniwilde-blog]

She seems lovely. I can't wait to meet her. 

[cadykarofsky-blog-deactivated20]

She hates that I decided to be a witch so she wants me to suffer.

[kenniwilde-blog]

Decided? I didn't' know we could decide.

[cadykarofsky-blog-deactivated20]

Any animal as long as I’m attached to it.

[kenniwilde-blog]

Why?

[mcalextosh-blog]

I must say, I look forward to your days-worth of talking quite a bit.

[kenniwilde-blog]

Really? Good, I think. Unless you're being sarcastic.

[cadykarofsky-blog-deactivated20]

Technically, it was a ball python that she sold. Her name was Mikado and I had her for seven years before my mother sold her.

[kenniwilde-blog]

So she doesn't sell cats? Just snakes?

[mcalextosh-blog]

Well where’s the fun in that? I’ll have you know that I choose my company based on their communication skills. 

[kenniwilde-blog]

Is that so? I can talk for days, so congratulations. You have yourself a friend.

[mcalextosh-blog]

Hey, no. I find that hard to believe. If it makes you feel any better I’ve no real intentions of stealing King, and I definitely like people more than animals. Which means I already hold you at a higher esteem than King.

[kenniwilde-blog]

It doesn't. Give it time. You'll prefer him to me. He's less talkative.

[thatvivisanoddone-blog]

How? How do you make it to the age of seventeen being a walking, talking, potions exploding disaster? I mean it’s bad enough that my robes now smell like something died, I’ll have to burn those but if I have to watch one more of my potions go from perfection to explosion because he is too dumb to be allowed within a fifteen yard radius of a cauldron, let alone sit in front of one, so help me Merlin!

[kenniwilde-blog]

Good thing I found you before I got that far. Although, I'm not sure if I'm much better than that.

[cadykarofsky-blog-deactivated20]

Undetermined. Ancient myth says it was carved out with a wooden spoon but that’s just hyperbole. Probably.

[kenniwilde-blog]

That sounds insanely painful. I hope she's okay. Well, wait. She sells cats. I don't hope she's okay. 

[jb-hart]

I’m not.

[kenniwilde-blog]

Allergic or a runner?

[mcalextosh-blog]

Really? I just like cats. But squirrels are the worst. I hate squirrels.

[kenniwilde-blog]

Yes, really. Liking cats that are jerks seems dumb. Squirrels aren't domestic and completely pointless. Your hatred is justified.

[mcalextosh-blog]

Not at all. But I’m afraid the temptation of an animal -and a cat, no less- liking me might be too much to resist.

[kenniwilde-blog]

I'm ready to get rid of him. Everyone only likes me because of King.

[mcalextosh-blog]

Careful, now. I’m starting to thing maybe I should go searching for himself. Maybe I’ll even go and find Cady and we’ll both work extra hard to make sure we can keep him.

[kenniwilde-blog]

Wait, why? Are you mad at me?

[mcalextosh-blog]

Oh, definitely. Everyone always gets a kick out of just about every single creature despising me, despite my enthusiasm for them. I imagine I would probably lose my cat if I got one for myself. Or it would run away. I’m not sure which would be worse, yet.

[kenniwilde-blog]

That's depressing. Lucky for you, King loves anyone who pays attention to him.

[mcalextosh-blog]

Not yet, but I’m quite sure it’ll happen eventually. I think most animals don’t like me, despite how much I like them.

[kenniwilde-blog]

 Well, I'm sure you're just a hoot in Care of Magical Creatures,. You and Cady Cakes are the top runners in stealing King and now I know why, but I still don't get why you can't your own cat.