EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE PERFECT

d o l l h o u s e The name’s Alexandria McIntosh and you probably already know way more about me than you should. #RealityLife. If you want to get into my pants, just quote Hitchhikers Guide and tell me I'm sane and rational. i see things I like: psychology, art, mythology, Van Gogh, YA, pickles, fantasy, dystopias, government conspiracies, oil painting, ladies, hair dye, tattoos, animals that aren’t birds, The Office (U.S.), charcoal that nobody else sees

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roseamelia:

Honestly, I love any and all fries. I will never discriminate against fried potato goodness. You know!!? All fries are equal in my world. That sounds fun! What have you and your boyfriend been doing?

Your low standards disappoint both Axomamma and I, tbh. That’s like saying that Starbucks is as good as Dunkin! Honestly, we’ve mostly just been watching Cuckoo and The Office and going out on food runs.. Which is what we do anyways.

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FTF || MCCHANG

ELISE: There was absolutely no joy in posting about her problems on the Internet. With her siblings running amuck, the last thing Elise wanted was to give them any ammunition over her and her current situation. It was one thing to have to pay off college, but another to have to try and save up for her future. To say that she was sick of her current predicament was an understatement-- Elise found it completely exhausting to be surrounded by so many people who didn't even realize the level of privilege and ease they had in life. Even still, she found herself back at Java Jive, emotionally detached as she kept her eye on the prize: her future. Deflated, but still with her best peppy voice, Elise greeted her next customer. "Welcome to Java Jive, may I take your-- oh--" Her eyes flew open as she realized just exactly who was standing in front of her. She'd never seen the other girl in person, but Elise would know that face from any picture. Suddenly self-conscious, she adjusted her apron. Clearing her throat, Elise tried one more time. "May I take your order?"

ALEX: Although Alex felt desperate as hell -which wasn't new, in all honesty- she was relatively content with her idea to surprise Elise at work. She was mildly concerned that her advances would be unwelcome.. but it wouldn't be the first time she was embarrassed in front of a pretty girl, and it certainly wouldn't be the last. If anything, she'd be able to make up for showing up unwelcome by annoying the hell out of rude customers. And if Alex was at all skilled in recognizing facial expressions--she would need to. Elise looked entirely caught off guard and not at all pleased, but Alex powered through it with a goofy smile and finger guns. She stepped up to the counter, bouncing on the balls of her feet as she glanced up at the menu needlessly. "What requires the least hassle and still tastes decent?"

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INSTA DM 🔐 HALLEX

@hallieday: Okay, okay. Hallie Montana and Alex Luftnagle. They can be our stage names.

@mcalextosh: Wonder if I'll ship us the way I did (do) Miley and Lilly. 😏

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roseamelia:

Everyone is gone and having a really good Spring Break, meanwhile the craziest thing I’ve done is go to McDonald’s, buy three Shamrock Shakes and four large fries. That’s it. And it’s the best feeling ever, because I also get to sleep basically 24/7. Sooo, I’m clearly living the life. Pft, Vegas. Pffft, Ireland. Pffffffft, wherever the heck else you guys are going. My bed + McDonald’s is where it’s at!

I mean... McDonald’s fries are trash, but the shakes are pretty bomb. My break has consisted of smoking it up with my boyfriend and bothering pretty girls at work, but that’s about it. I mean--what else do I really need?

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INSTA DM 🔐 HALLEX

@hallieday: Alex Montana.

@mcalextosh: More like Alex Luftnagle, are you kidding?

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elisechangs:

Is it? Because I feel pretty awful about it.

I think it could totally be cool.

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privilegesableac:

I intend to. Not really sure what that’ll entail but, who knows. Maybe I’ll get adventurous.

Have fun.

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elisechangs:

Tomorrow. Living that nine to five life.

Cool, cool. 

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privilegesableac:

I seriously hate flying east. Like, the jet lag is crazy. It makes me wish I hadn’t left, that and I really want to be working on my robot… Hopefully when I head to CO and hit the mountain it won’t be as bad.

Pls take advantage of your time in the Mary J capital of the US!

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miranda-corcoran:

It’s not even 10am yet and I already feel like today has been a success! Not to get ahead of myself, but I just got done with an internship interview that I’m pretty sure went amazing. If this is what an adrenaline rush feels like, I don’t think I ever wanna come down. Normally I’d try and harness all this energy into something productive, but since I have a plane to NYC to catch in a few hours, I’ll stick with sending all my positive vibes to the rest of you in the hopes your breaks are going just as great so far.

GO GIRL YOU TOTALLY ROCKED IT!!! Where’s it at? What’s it like?? DETAILS!

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INSTA DM 🔐 HALLEX

@hallieday: I mean, I guess you can if you want to??

@mcalextosh: HELL YEAH I DO. WIGS ARE SO FUN.

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hallieday:

I totally agree. I just think facial tattoos in general are not a good idea. I’m really hoping she decided not to go through with it, but I guess it’s her life, at the end of the day.

Aren’t they, though? Like I get the desire to plaster art on every inch of your body, but.. no. There are so many things that can go wrong, and it’s likely you’ll never find a decent job with it.

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elisechangs:

Reasons why Elise needs a new job: Today, a woman threw a fit when I told her she couldn’t pay for her coffee with the Starbucks app. 

I don’t work at Starbucks.

When do you work next?

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graceclar:

I pulled up behind this car today with two girls in it, and they were blasting this song from an old Disney Channel show and singing even louder. I’m not sure whether I should be annoyed that I’ve had it in my head all day since, or ashamed that I actually know all of the words. I’m not sure how old Phineas and Ferb is, but I’m going to blame my knowing it on my little brothers. We’ll forget the fact that they’re also in their twenties.

Bow chicka bow, wow! That's what my baby says! Mow mow mow! And my heart start's pumpin! Chicka chicka choo whop! Never gonna stop! Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!

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sydvester:

I just love coming home, and finding that my brothers, who, while being older than me, and have not managed to figure out how to move out and live on their own, have decided to turn my bedroom into their personal gym. My father already had a home gym, mind you, but this one is special, because it’s just for the boys. Of course when I asked where I should sleep while home visiting, due to my bed being replaced by weight machines, I was met with replies of ‘The couch is open.’ and ‘I think it’s a little ridiculous that you’re upset about not having a place to sleep. We do have to work out, you know.’ I need to remember to be more grateful that I’m not, nor will I ever be, a thirty year old child, living in my father’s house in the bedroom I grew up in that still has teddy bears dancing on the walls. 

Lmao... me.

Your brothers, I mean. Not you. Not that being you wouldn’t be #amazing, but I can’t be held to that standard, you feel?

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hallieday:

I’m not sure whether I did the right thing yesterday, or literally just stomped on someone’s creativity and freedom of expression… Story time: I was out yesterday, just doing my thing, running some errands, etc. This girl came up to me with a pen, and I figured she was going to ask for my autograph. (Do people do that to you guys, too, by the way? I find it so weird.) Anyway, instead of that, she asked me if I could draw leopard print onto her temple the same as mine, then she was going to go get it tattooed on there permanently. Like, literally right there on her face.

I refused, and told her a facial tattoo is a huge deal that she should really reconsider. I told her how I draw mine on, what I use, how to keep it from fading throughout the day, stuff like that. She seemed really upset and honestly kind of offended that I was telling her not to do something to her body, and I’ve felt guilty about it ever since. Did I do the right thing, or did I literally just overstep and ruin some poor girl’s freedom?

Nah you totally did the right thing. Personally, I think it’s a pretty bad idea to get idol-related tattoos that aren’t, like... The Greats. Y’know? Like someone that’s dead, at least. 

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INSTA DM 🔐 HALLEX

@hallieday: Ugh, yes, please do. I try not to let my mom involve herself in my stuff. I don't want people to pretend to like my music because it's tied in some way to Holly Holliday, you know? Or Christine McIntosh now, too.

@mcalextosh: Does this mean I get to wear disguises????