Viva Los Vegas

@KendallJenner:  how I wish that there were more than twenty-four hours in the day

[kenny-jenner]

perrieedwardshirp:

Far beyond a little tipsy, boo.

I don’t know whether I should be offended that I wasn’t invited to drink with you, or tell you to be safe and enjoy yourself.

[kenny-jenner]

So I was going through my Netflix and I realized almost all of the shows I like to watch and netflix recommends me to watch someone gets killed or injured at least every other episode. Does that make me a sadist?

[kenny-jenner]

Text || Kendall

Matt: I'm really just looking for movies that'll just keep me on the edge of my seat or keep me entertained, really.

Kendall: Inside out is a cute movie, I've probably watched it 20 times. Scott Pilgrim vs. the world is also a great movie and pretty much anything else with Michael Cera in it.

[kenny-jenner]

gypsysophxx:

Are you joking or…

Uh...No.

[insiderbradleyjames-blog]

One of my sisters called to let me know that she likes my show, but given that I’m a prat of an Antichrist, not much acting required. Cheers to you, oh sister of mine.

[kenny-jenner]

Aren’t you in that show about King Arthur? I think I saw a couple episodes but it didn’t really catch my attention. How old is your sister?

[ty-jblackburn]

Not the main attraction. Should’ve came and found me. Who wouldn’t? 

[kenny-jenner]

I didn’t realize we we’re that good of friends, but next time I see you doing something cool I’ll be sure to find you.

[kenny-jenner]

perrieedwardshirp:

To the person who was asking about my wild side…HERE IT IS!

Is Someone a little tipsy?

[kenny-jenner]

thatcherjoeblogs:

“Anyone ever deal with severe post-Coachella blues?”

Post-Coachella blues are actually my life, I pretty much live there everytime it comes around. I wish I could’ve gone this weekend as well, but it’s my best friends birthday so I guess I’ll have to sacrifice this weekend to her.

[kenny-jenner]

gigictrl:

It’s my birthday and the only gifts that I’m accepting come in the form of money, food, and or continuous love. Go.

Can I give you all three? I’m so excited for today! Happy Birthday, G-Spot!

[kenny-jenner]

francofck:

Nope. I’ve been teaching for some time now actually. I’m not a full time professor, I just have the degrees behind me to allow me to teach. Plus for the most part, the students react well to having me there. It’s pretty great, you interact with people from all walks of life. You hear their stories, get to watch them grow and become more educated all from you teaching them. It’s probably one of the best feelings out there.

That’s still really cool!.I feel like being the social butterfly that I am though I would do less teaching and a lot more learning about people, especially if I was to teach younger kids. What’s you favorite thing to teach? 

[fuckyeahdash]

[kenny-jenner]

Text || Kendall

Matt: I've been wanting to see that! I'll be sure to make time for it.

Matt: Anything else I should add to the list?

Kendall: yes! Put it at the top of your list.

Kendall: hmm. What kind of movies do you like?

[kenny-jenner]

mcadamzrach:

Yeah, I heard about Guns n’ Roses being there. That must of been fuckin’ memorable as hell. 

It was insane, really. I grew up on them, so I loved it and I think most people were there to see more rapper or folky bands but I really enjoyed them.

[kenny-jenner]

babebokan:

I performed at Coachella for the first time last year and it was such a blast. The atmosphere is absolutely incredible so I’m always shocked how people could even leave it. It’s crazy. 

oh, I think i remember that! You sing that song Up We Go, right? I love it! It was on my fall playlist forever after that. I feel the same way! I wish I could stay at coachella forever.

[kenny-jenner]

ty-jblackburn:

Always a good time out in the desert. 

How could it not be with you there? I saw all of your snapchats and I have to say I’m jealous of all the people who got to hang out with you. It seems like you had a blast.

[kenny-jenner]

wtfsamclaf:

Coachella is one of the most American things I can think of other than maybe baseball and apple pie. What is it about Coachella that drags all the celebrities out? 

Are you not an American? Damn you are a good actor. Well, for me it’s the music and the after parties, but most people like the festival part. Making flower crowns, and foil tattoos. That’s not really me though.

[kenny-jenner]

levelup-luke:

I don’t know why I’m still not there yet, I’m slacking. Have enough fun for me, too, for the time being.

I’ll only tell you how much fun I had if you promise to come and visit me. I miss you, pukey!