FUCKIN BANGER

ENTP-T / 21 / your dad says I do a better job than your mom

[spacehunter-m]

fred likes to say tréasure

[sirobvious]

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

[leedsandlarry]

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

[leedsandlarry]

[craiclacking]

is that a watermelon on the floor

[ayyoo-river]

no its her sister omg dont be so rude

[bowkuto-remade]

u can’t tell me that this doesn’t have edward elric written all over it

[bowkuto-remade]

ed, transmuting his arm to this monstrosity at every available opportunity: it’s fashion babey !

ling yao, who can’t handle this: i WILL kill you with my bare hands

[elmflowers]

@cynicalkittycat

[cynicalkittycat]

you HAD to tag me

[sickviking-fr]

I need this on all my blogs, don’t mind me

[dontthinkonithermione]

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

[yaminoendo]

My new favorite version of Hermione.

[snyggvur]

[letsmakethatmistake]

My edit

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[sexynephron]

Update:

[homofied]

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

[drugsandfemales-deactivated2016]

just sit on my face we'll talk about it later

[lolitas-pastel-goth]

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[c3po]

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

[jonsnowboard]

[jonsnowboard]

[loveshocks]

[rojo-todd]

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

[mixedapocalyptic]

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

[simplessence]

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

[hilariousgrindr]

“more bang for your buck”

[bloo-boii]

[one-good-word]

Need me a freak like this