Aug 18, 2015
she can't have my daughter!
Amy's father was not particularly bright, so she coached him ahead of time, telling him that her boyfriend was an old fashioned sort, and would be stopping by to ask his permission to marry her.
"Have you got that, dad?" she asked, dubiously. "Don't you worry about me, honey" he said.
The next day the boyfriend arrived.
"Sir," he said, "I want your daughter for my wife."
A look of horror came over her dad's face. He stood up, eyes bulging, and pointed toward the door.
"That's just sick!" her father blurted out, as Amy buried her face in her hands. "You get out, and go home, and tell your wife that she can't have my daughter!"
