Smells like fried bitch!

zup bro? I'm Kenzi. If you know me from the old times, you probably know me as meow meow. I don't really have a steady home. Steady homes are for pussies who are afraid of adventures. Anyway, feel free to get to know me better. Indie RPer, will RP with anyone.

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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

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Ask the Writer.

[kenzimeowmeow]

✔: A plot you would love to play out with your character ★: A blog you’d love to roleplay with ✖: A plot you would never do/can’t do with your character ♔: A character (in general) that you’d like to interact with ☀: Another Mun that you really admire/respect ☣: A pet peeve about roleplaying ☠: Something you dislike about your fandom ➸: Something you like about your fandom ✉: Someone you’re afraid to approach/unsure of approaching ☄: A doubt you have about your writing ☮: Something you’re confident about with your writing ✿: Three of your favourite followers ❂: Three of your favourite blogs that you follow ❢: Your favourite icon of your muse’s FC ♘: Your favourite icon of your Mun FC ☎: A picture of yourself ♫: An argument that you’re sick of hearing ♈: An argument/topic that you could debate all day

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[weareallwickedinhere]

“Uh?! What?! What is this?“ Said the witch waking up. “Oh! Sure! The Munchkinland! We got it!”

“Come on! What are you waiting for?! Let’s get that book!” She added running out of the house. She had just left the room when a scream echoed throught the wooden walls.

[kenzimeowmeow]

Kenzi got up, ecstatic by the witch’s euphoria.  “Well, let’s go do this searching!”

“So... how do we start?” She smiled at the wicked witch.

She almost felt a connection with the her, but something pulled kenzi out of her thinking.

A very loud scream.

“What was that, greenie?” she asked the witch. Her expression changed quickly  “We probably should check on that, for start.” She said, while grabbing her ax out of her bag.

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I just love this stuff! Let's do this: Dark Cravings

Send “Dark Cravings” For My Muse’s reaction to Your’s Dragging them into a Dark Room, pining them against a wall, and kissing them along their Neck..

                 The bloody hell? Alex was not expecting that kind of reaction at all.                  Nor was the Weapons Dealer ready for that. He was busy and he                  was not in any mood for this kind of play. The lips on his skin made                  lips part and blue hues fall shut.

                                “ ——————- Lass, what do you think you’re doing? “

kenzi-meowmeow

[kenzimeowmeow]

Kenzi was willing to try her luck "What the hell, you only live once and that kind of crap, right? The worst he can do is to refuse...me." She thought.

Kenzi was consumed by the bottle of rum she just had, but the moment he asked what she was doing, she pulled back slightly and a little embarassed. 

“Uhmmm, I was just... Trying something.” 

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Send "Dark Cravings" For My Muse's reaction to Your's Dragging them into a Dark Room, pining them against a wall, and kissing them along their Neck..

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[weareallwickedinhere]

“Oh dear, I’m wicked, I don’t need a plan!“ said Elphaba geting inside the house and going to the widest window. “This one will fit perfectly!“ “Oh, you better sit down and put your seat belt on!“ She added, still looking throught the window. “Here we go.“ After saying these words, she closed her eyes, and the wind started speeding up, and after some minutes she said:

“It’s now, hold tight my dear! We aren’t going to the second star to the right, we are going to somewhere even better!”

And then the witch started singing: “Alacahname name mati, nati alacahname! Alacahname name mati, nati alacahname! Let the wind blows out of the window Let the storm ranges like if there is not a tomorrow And when the tunderbolt strikes Let us travel to Munchkinland! Let us travel to Munchkinland! Alacahname name mati, nati alacahname! Alacahname name mati, nati alacahname! Let us defy gravity Let us fly throught it all Let us go back on the past Let us be free!“

After that, a thunderstorm started, the house was ripped out from the ground and everything started spinning inside a twister. And, after one more phrase, the witch blacked out.

“We are going home…“

[kenzimeowmeow]

Kenzi watched as the witch did nonsenses she had only seen in movies till today. But she didn’t panic. She held her stuf very close to her, and crossed her arms, hoping for it to be over. She didn’t thought that singing would make them cross lands, ultil she realized, it wasn’t just a song. It was an enchantment. 

She blacked out.

When she woke up, she was in the floor next to the witch. Her legs hurting like hell.

“Uhm... Mrs Witch... Mrs Wicked Witch.” She gently shook the witch, trying to wake her up. “Yo, green face!” She did it again, only not that gentle anymore.

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[weareallwickedinhere]

“Oh! Good morning the sleeping beauty!”

“Now we get inside that house” said Elphaba, pointing to a wooden house in the middle of nowhere.

“And hurry up, I have a twister to do.“

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Hells to the bells, is this like ‘courage - the cowardly dog's house?”

“Get it?” She laughed “Cause they live literally at ‘nowhere’?” Kenzi realized that the witch probably didn't even knew that cartoons existed, so she just followed the green one.

“Sooooo... What exactly... Do we have a plan?” She asked, while they headed the house.

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[weareallwickedinhere]

“Wake up!! Oh god, I can’t believe she blacked out like this… Shit!“ The witch was about to leave that body there, in the middle of Kansas and just fly away, when she heard something. “Wait, she is speaking…” Elphaba stoped to hear what the girl was saying and, between of all of those non-understandable words, she got three. “Yellow brick road? Damn humans! She is dreaming about Oz… Oh dear… Wake… UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!“

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Dude... Not deaf here. Two ears... Two ears.”

She rubbed her eyes and asked the witch, not knowing where they were “So... Now what?”

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[kenzimeowmeow]

weareallwickedinhere:

“Oh dear, I’m not sure if these things will be of any use to you in Oz.“ the witch laughed while Kenzi was storing all of that stuff. “I don’t get why do humans carry so much with them… Where I come from nobody has this weird habit of changing their clothes… One is enough!” she said to herself. “But well, nevermind, are you ready? Come on, just hold here as tight as you can! Let’s find us a house.“

Kenzi hesitated for a moment, but then held the stronger she could in the witch’s broom. She blacked out. Now she believed. She just had the proof she needed.

She woke up with a very loud noise, but she couldn’t characterize which sound was that.

“So... It’s truth!” she said as she stared at the yellow brick road “The land of Oz! It’s really a thing! Duuuuude...”

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“I’m not drunk… Y-ur

drunk…”

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Me? Oh dude... I’m not drunk... Yet.”

[kenzimeowmeow]

psa;

IF YOU WANT TO RP WITH ME YOURE LITERALLY GOING TO HAVE TO SCREAM AT ME IN MY INBOX LIKE THIS AND BE LIKE, HEY MOTHER FUCKER WEVE BEEN FOLLOWING EACH OTHER AND DOING STUPID SMALL SHIT WE SHOULD DO A THING

even if we haven’t rped or done stupid small shit.

I AM A DERP AND I DONT LIKE BOTHERING PEOPLE BECAUSE IM ANNNOYING SO IF YOU WANNA DO A THING TELL ME YOU WANNA DO A THING

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[weareallwickedinhere]

“Oh, stupid girl! Just turn on the page!“ Elphaba took the book out of the girl’s hands and turned to the next page. “See?! This girl, Doroty, she stole them of my dead sister’s feet!“ While saying this a tear roled down her green face. “But well, nevermind.“

“That’s not the point! I don’t need the slippers to travel between lands! Let’s say that I had particular lessons on this subject… Long story… But well, if you are really willed to do it. All we need is a house far away from everything.“

[kenzimeowmeow]

Kenzi grabbed her backpack and began to store such things as her gun, her ax, her arrow and 'the wizard of oz' book. Her clothes were already there because she has never had a steady home, so she never took them off the bag, in case she needed to runaway very quickly. “So what are we waiting for? Let’s find this faaar awaaay house than!” She said, excited, starting to believe in all this madness.

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[weareallwickedinhere]

“Well well well… Now we are talking!” the wicked witch said but, when she stoped to think, she added. “But you know, you wouldn’t be just stealing, you would have to travel throught lands! And well, I don’t do that for a long time… So I really don’t know how Oz is like right now… I believe it’s too dangerous for an ordinary girl like you.”

“I’d better leave now, I’ve already wasted a lot of my time in here…“

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Alright green face, you can’t just show up in my house, say all this nonsense and than, just... Leave!”

“And why would you care about this being dangerous to me, anyway? I may not have super powers and stuff, but i'm clever, and i always get what i want. Maybe travel through lands probably is what i need" Kenzi was only this confident, because she still believes that the witch is a fraud "If you are really that witch from 'The Wizard of Oz', you have those... heels, right? The clicking heels that can take you anywhere?" Kenzi took one of her childhood books and showed the picture to the witch "These heels?” 

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"I’m not lying! Please believe me. Why would I lie about this?"

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Because!” Kenzi didn’t wanted to panic “There is no such thing as the ‘enchanted forest’! This is stories we tell children, man, so they will shut up and leave us alone!”

“Why people keep telling me these nonsenses?”

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[kenzimeowmeow]

.weareallwickedinhere:

“Oh dear, you are watching to much of those Harry Potter movies! It’s not how it works, like if I could get a wand, say some words and the bottle would start to fly!“

“There are only one way of doing the Oz-style magic: With a spell book! But unfurtunately I gave it too a friend back in Oz who doesn’t even know I’m alive, so…“ She shrugged.

“Fine. Let’s say I believe you are a witch, from fairy tales, and that you really are looking for this... Book.”

“I happen to be a great thief” she showed her collection of stolen things “Not bragging, man, just... I know how to steal from people.”  Kenzi stared at the witch, not sure if she could trust her, but seeing a great adventure ahead. “What do I get, if I help you steal this book?”

[kenzimeowmeow]

/Open

“You know, is kinda rude to just come into people’s houses, and…” Kenzi stared at the stranger

“Well… Maybe not that rude.” She got a second thought “What brings you here, dude?”

[kenzimeowmeow]

“Saturday night, and I just found a bottle of rum...

[weareallwickedinhere]

“Well, now you made yourself clear that you are not a witch, oh… Such a waste of time…“ She was just saying the last word when her eyes fell on the bottle of rum. 

“Or not! All right, I’ll take this with me as the price for you being so… Well… Unwitch!“

[kenzimeowmeow]

“No no no no no, i’m sorry to disappoint you, but it isn’t gonna be that easy to take my acohol.” She hold her ax “If you’re really a... witch” kenzi couldn’t say that in a serious way “You’re gonna have to use magic to get this out of me”

“I’m gonna hold this... Just in case, ya know?”