Now cracks a noble heart.

Kepler. 25. Florida. "This above all: to thine own self be true.”

[h0tlineking]

my partnoir….. my private investigayer

[youtubethumbnails]

[pissvortex]

you can turn it off but only once

[omgsavemeddd-deactivated2018102]

its so crazy that some people dont like their brown eyes….. u puppy eyed bitch…. u better appreciate them….. golden hazel in the sun….. dark void ass eyes….. brown eyes lookin like the soil after the morning rain…… i lov u all u beautiful people… brown eyes r everything

[muppetz540-deactivated20251219]

how old are u?

Old enough to do whatever I want past bedtime.

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

Tonight at work I asked this man how he was doing and he responded with “That’s a personal question” and like wow what a mood

[haturl-deactivated20190716]

Well.

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by Matt Talbert

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[branroan-archive]

“Wasn’t that the definition of home? Not where you are from, but where you are wanted.”

— Abraham Verghes (via overvhelm)

[insomniac-arrest]

NSYNC was one of the few boybands where they always dressed like they were all going to the same event…

but like, not an event that exists or that anyone wants to go to

[teaboot]

1 is a middle aged white dad’s punk biker-themed outdoor barbeque, 2 is a week long support convention for misplaced 1970’s time wizards, and 3 is an outdoor projector-screen viewing of ‘the X file’s where nobody brought a rain jacket so they had to borrow their dad’s old one that he got in college and never threw out

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Fencing women, 1890, University of Iowa.

[keplerisms-blog]

Youth engagement programs can be extremely rewarding to work on- there’s nothing quite like witnessing the beginning of a life long passion for science blossoming on the face of a rapture struck child. Also, the dinosaur exhibits are always a huge hit!

But today’s episode of having to carry a beleaguered toddler who kept going floppy like cats do when they refuse to be picked up, off of the giant moose predecessor they’ve got on display was not exactly on my ideal to do list. Still, climbing comes in handy.

No idea how he got up there, the interns were keeping an eye on things while I popped out to briefly get something to drink and check on a page I got, but his frazzled caretaker was very grateful he was returned safe and sound. Guess he was just a speed demon.

It was very cute how the kids kept egging me on to clamber up more displays ‘like Spiderman’ but I refrained from further antics.

Also, Admin wasn’t too happy about the whole thing. At least everyone was safe and sound!

Reminds you why toddler leashes are so popular, though.

[sheddingskin-deactivated2023102]

figured this one might be slightly more palatable.

[keplerisms-blog]

Cozy in bed. I recently swapped out my throw blanket for a chunky knit in deep red, and I think it ties the bed together. Red on black might be a cliche combination, but they’re cliches for a reason!

[glumshoe]

hope u get run over

Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

[mlm-lovecore]

okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)

[loumargi]

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