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Yo mama so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, we had to go back two episodes.

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I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY

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I was in the tube the other day and this old lady was sat next to me. I didn't pay much attention. For context I was reading some lesbian spicey time. So she kinda bent over, just about enough so I could see her. Next thing you know, we're both judging moments about what we would and wouldn't do. I still have her contact.

Pryce, if you're seeing this, that was the best train ride of my life.