Miss Kerouacette

I roll and roll over in lust like sheets in a dryer. SUPREME BITCH REVEALS HER SECRETS OF BONDAGE. Have never heard of the concept of a "journal" or a "diary". I need ur feet more than u do, by the way. 18

[dogpuppy]

[storybookforever]

I dont understand how science is perceived as the opposite of religion. Frankly, I never feel closer to God than when I am studying His creations. Learning about the brain, biology, chemistry, evolution, it makes me believe more than anything.

[kerouacette]

I fake it so real I am beyond fake

[kerouacette]

I have just come upon a Taylor swift fan page with the username 'roycohn'... I genuinely love how beautiful and varied our world is

[kerouacette]

Girl: I've met the nicest guy ever on hinge, he took me to Brixton Spoons and paid for my brownie and then we went bowling, it was so fun, i think I possibly could love him in the future :)

The guy every time:

[visionsofsuffering]

my 20th birthday is this week and as my present i would like you all to subject yourselves to my debut novel, my plastick shaman. it is available to download for free here.

thank you to everybody who has nodded their head and went “real, real” while being held hostage and forced to listen to my deranged ramblings. thank you to those who have heavily enabled me throughout the years.

thank you to my friends, and family, although i would probably paint the walls with my brain matter if the latter group ever read this book.

thank you to dennis cooper, kathy acker, chuck palahniuk, poppy z brite, frederick exley, natalie celeste tautou, patrick suskind, jack ketchum, augusten burroughs, mykki blanco, rayne arroyo, william s burroughs, allen ginsberg, charles bukowski, cintra wilson, david foster wallace, eliot duncan, blake butler, aron beauregard, dorian bridges, patti smith, michel houellebecq, berny pålsson, june allison gibbons, valerie solanas, ivan stang, andrea long chu, edouard leve, and all the other countless great writers/artists/prophets who i poorly attempted to rip off when i was writing this book. especially david foster wallace. god rest your soul. i know you are smoking a massive blunt in heaven with poor tony right now. actually forget about the blunt. there are a lot of incredibly devastating and poignant fragments in infinite jest about the horrors of marijuana addiction.

my apologies to cupcakke and damien echols in advance for reasons that will become obvious as you read this book. honestly maybe even sematary and clavicular too. please don’t sue me.

[kerouacette]

Addison Rae by Charlie Barclay Harris

[shampoogirls]

Shampoo in Portugal

[kerouacette]

I will always be envious of people with thinner legs than me. I'm miserable

[kerouacette]

[kerouacette]

Is it really that crazy to want a cute brunette guy? Is it really that crazy?

[kerouacette]

I would have been a Donovan groupie

[kerouacette]

I get excited about something for 10 seconds and start acting geeked and lowkey sticking my tongue out and making weird noises against my own accord and then im like Oh yeah I actually do have autism spectrum disorder and the doctors did not just bullshit 10 year old me

[kerouacette]

Men who are in bands especially bassists are terrible individuals. Like the only thing in their head is just Ween Ween Ween Weed Weed Weed

[seekinggguidance]

#the femcels #2025

[shampoogirls]

[kerouacette]

He did it he needed no one but he won us all over