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Imagine being talentless

Imagine roasting yourself

(I'm bored at work send help)

lexicle-the-third

Heeyy

Bad news: I may have exploded some stuff and set something on fire

Good news: you don't have to be bored anymore!

#kess speaks #kotlc shitpost

Lex.

Grab the fire extinguisher.

#kotlc rp #kess speaks

Imagine being talentless

Imagine roasting yourself

(I'm bored at work send help)

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

he doesnt need help 💕💕 i take good care of him 💕💕

excuse you? I am ninety percent sure alvar is not willingly in this pseudo-relationship you sick freak, so please take a second to reevaluate your priorites and stop interacting with him for a while.

no 💕💕 he deserves this and more for everything hes done to me 💕💕 im being NICE so dont involve yourself in issues you know nothing about 💕💕

No? It is in everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE's best interest that you stop whatever this charade is. This includes you. Parasocial relationships are incredibly unhealthy and from what I assume after I inspected the rest of your blog you are not mentally in the best place right now, so please cease this or I am going to take measures. With Alvar's consent of course.

wow 💕💕 i have so many things to say to that 💕💕

degenerate.

i hope your wife dies. is this too far. i dont know. its 2330 i dont have the willpower to care actually.

GO TO SLEEP You need therapy-

and YOU’RE going to need a fucking ambulance when i find you.

You can try, but I'll have you know I am fully capable of incapacitating you in seventeen seconds and my wife is a very skillful froster.

then i’ll call the cops you’re threatening a child rn 💀 embarrassing 💀

and I'm calling child protection services because that situation with alvar is fucking vile if you are a minor

also

tf is cps gonna do idiot. also!! you dont know ANYTHING about me and alvar.

Then let's ask the man himself-

@alvar-not-vacker are you willingly in a relationship with this child over here?

my dude do i look like a creep

omg hi alvar 💕💕 what is your blood type alvar 💕💕

idfk

i do 💕💕

...how. prove it.

how? do you want a donation or???

how do you know my blood type

i know everything about you silly 💕💕

#kotlc rp #kess speaks #kotlc shitpost

yeah no i'm calling the fucking council this is too much even for me

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

he doesnt need help 💕💕 i take good care of him 💕💕

excuse you? I am ninety percent sure alvar is not willingly in this pseudo-relationship you sick freak, so please take a second to reevaluate your priorites and stop interacting with him for a while.

no 💕💕 he deserves this and more for everything hes done to me 💕💕 im being NICE so dont involve yourself in issues you know nothing about 💕💕

No? It is in everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE's best interest that you stop whatever this charade is. This includes you. Parasocial relationships are incredibly unhealthy and from what I assume after I inspected the rest of your blog you are not mentally in the best place right now, so please cease this or I am going to take measures. With Alvar's consent of course.

wow 💕💕 i have so many things to say to that 💕💕

degenerate.

i hope your wife dies. is this too far. i dont know. its 2330 i dont have the willpower to care actually.

GO TO SLEEP You need therapy-

and YOU’RE going to need a fucking ambulance when i find you.

You can try, but I'll have you know I am fully capable of incapacitating you in seventeen seconds and my wife is a very skillful froster.

then i’ll call the cops you’re threatening a child rn 💀 embarrassing 💀

and I'm calling child protection services because that situation with alvar is fucking vile if you are a minor

also

tf is cps gonna do idiot. also!! you dont know ANYTHING about me and alvar.

Then let's ask the man himself-

@alvar-not-vacker are you willingly in a relationship with this child over here?

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

he doesnt need help 💕💕 i take good care of him 💕💕

excuse you? I am ninety percent sure alvar is not willingly in this pseudo-relationship you sick freak, so please take a second to reevaluate your priorites and stop interacting with him for a while.

no 💕💕 he deserves this and more for everything hes done to me 💕💕 im being NICE so dont involve yourself in issues you know nothing about 💕💕

No? It is in everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE's best interest that you stop whatever this charade is. This includes you. Parasocial relationships are incredibly unhealthy and from what I assume after I inspected the rest of your blog you are not mentally in the best place right now, so please cease this or I am going to take measures. With Alvar's consent of course.

wow 💕💕 i have so many things to say to that 💕💕

degenerate.

i hope your wife dies. is this too far. i dont know. its 2330 i dont have the willpower to care actually.

GO TO SLEEP You need therapy-

and YOU’RE going to need a fucking ambulance when i find you.

You can try, but I'll have you know I am fully capable of incapacitating you in seventeen seconds and my wife is a very skillful froster.

then i’ll call the cops you’re threatening a child rn 💀 embarrassing 💀

#kess speaks #kotlc rp #kotlc shitpost

and I'm calling child protection services because that situation with alvar is fucking vile if you are a minor

also

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

he doesnt need help 💕💕 i take good care of him 💕💕

excuse you? I am ninety percent sure alvar is not willingly in this pseudo-relationship you sick freak, so please take a second to reevaluate your priorites and stop interacting with him for a while.

no 💕💕 he deserves this and more for everything hes done to me 💕💕 im being NICE so dont involve yourself in issues you know nothing about 💕💕

No? It is in everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE's best interest that you stop whatever this charade is. This includes you. Parasocial relationships are incredibly unhealthy and from what I assume after I inspected the rest of your blog you are not mentally in the best place right now, so please cease this or I am going to take measures. With Alvar's consent of course.

wow 💕💕 i have so many things to say to that 💕💕

degenerate.

i hope your wife dies. is this too far. i dont know. its 2330 i dont have the willpower to care actually.

GO TO SLEEP You need therapy-

and YOU’RE going to need a fucking ambulance when i find you.

#ooc: it's fine lol #kess speaks #kotlc shitpost #kotlc rp

You can try, but I'll have you know I am fully capable of incapacitating you in seventeen seconds and my wife is a very skillful froster.

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

he doesnt need help 💕💕 i take good care of him 💕💕

excuse you? I am ninety percent sure alvar is not willingly in this pseudo-relationship you sick freak, so please take a second to reevaluate your priorites and stop interacting with him for a while.

no 💕💕 he deserves this and more for everything hes done to me 💕💕 im being NICE so dont involve yourself in issues you know nothing about 💕💕

No? It is in everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE's best interest that you stop whatever this charade is. This includes you. Parasocial relationships are incredibly unhealthy and from what I assume after I inspected the rest of your blog you are not mentally in the best place right now, so please cease this or I am going to take measures. With Alvar's consent of course.

wow 💕💕 i have so many things to say to that 💕💕

degenerate.

i hope your wife dies. is this too far. i dont know. its 2330 i dont have the willpower to care actually.

GO TO SLEEP You need therapy-

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

he doesnt need help 💕💕 i take good care of him 💕💕

excuse you? I am ninety percent sure alvar is not willingly in this pseudo-relationship you sick freak, so please take a second to reevaluate your priorites and stop interacting with him for a while.

no 💕💕 he deserves this and more for everything hes done to me 💕💕 im being NICE so dont involve yourself in issues you know nothing about 💕💕

No? It is in everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE's best interest that you stop whatever this charade is. This includes you. Parasocial relationships are incredibly unhealthy and from what I assume after I inspected the rest of your blog you are not mentally in the best place right now, so please cease this or I am going to take measures. With Alvar's consent of course.

wow 💕💕 i have so many things to say to that 💕💕

#kess speaks #kotlc rp #kotlc shitpost

degenerate.

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

he doesnt need help 💕💕 i take good care of him 💕💕

excuse you? I am ninety percent sure alvar is not willingly in this pseudo-relationship you sick freak, so please take a second to reevaluate your priorites and stop interacting with him for a while.

no 💕💕 he deserves this and more for everything hes done to me 💕💕 im being NICE so dont involve yourself in issues you know nothing about 💕💕

No? It is in everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE's best interest that you stop whatever this charade is. This includes you. Parasocial relationships are incredibly unhealthy and from what I assume after I inspected the rest of your blog you are not mentally in the best place right now, so please cease this or I am going to take measures. With Alvar's consent of course.

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

he doesnt need help 💕💕 i take good care of him 💕💕

#kotlc shitpost #kotlc rp #kess speaks #ooc: hi!

excuse you? I am ninety percent sure alvar is not willingly in this pseudo-relationship you sick freak, so please take a second to reevaluate your priorites and stop interacting with him for a while.

short

i know, alvar. you don't have to rub it in.

It's crazy how you're like barely taller than a gnome, but you're also older than a lot of us-

i know, alvar.

i want you alvar.

sorry, what?

hi mr ms mx technopath sir maam bro. i was just expressing the deep sexual desire i hold towards your former coworker alvar soren vacker

IGNORE THEM

.....okay.....

alvar im thinking of clearing some space in my room to make a proper shrine dedicated to you 💕💕 wouldnt that be lovely 💕💕

ok what the actual frick is happening rn why is this on my feed

alvar blink twice if you need help

*knock knock* hey dex?

i feel like we haven't really talked to eachother for a long time...

can i just ask you about a few things?

…oh hey Dad. Sure.

*Dex opens to door to let his dad in.*

Hi. Can I sit somewhere?

*Dex gives a small nod, gesturing to a stray chair opposite of him in the room.*

Sure.

*makes himself comfortable*

So. You've not been getting a lot of sleep, right?

…no not really.

*He says quietly, facing opposite of his dad and tinkering around with a stray circuit.*

*sighs and looks down*

Dex, this... is a somewhat serious issue, you know that?

It’s fine, I get enough to stay in my own two feet.

*He mutters bluntly.*

*clicks his tongue* Fair enough. But you do know that I am here for you, if you're going through whatever crisis or health problems, be it physical or mental.

*His breath hitches, and he swallows with a shudder.*

I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

*scoots closer and puts his hand on dex's shoulder*

Look at me, please.

*he does, face a mixture of to many emotions to count.*

Breathe in, breathe out. Okay?

*sighs and hugs him*

*Dex chokes on a muffled sob, burying his face in his dads shoulder.*

I'm here.

*strokes his back*

*They just sit in that position for a while.*

*clicks his tongue*

Better?

*Dex gives a soft nod, unwrapping from his Dad’s hug and scrubbing at his face.*

…yeah. Thank you.

*searches in his pockets and hands dex a tissue*

here, you have a runny nose from all the crying.

#kotlc rp #kess speaks

camelspit

Keeper Sexyman Bracket

First Round

Magnate Leto vs King Dimitar (Feb 11)

Brant [REDACTED] vs Ruy Ignis (Feb 12)

Timkin Heks vs Councillor Terik (Feb 13)

Boobrie Dude vs Councillor Emery (Feb 14)

Fintan Pyren vs Tiergan Alenfar (Feb 15)

Woltzer the Goblin vs Durand Redek (Feb 16)

Councillor Bronte vs Gethen Ondsinn (Feb 17)

Ethan Benedict Wright II vs Botros the Ogre (Feb 18)

Quinlin Sonden vs Alden Vacker (Feb 19)

Sandor the Goblin vs Councillor Kenric (Feb 20)

Coach Bora vs William Foster (Feb 21)

Elwin Heslege vs Grady Ruewen (Feb 22)

Jurek of the Sanctuary vs Trix (Feb 23)

Kesler Dizznee vs Cassius Sencen (Feb 24)

Prentice Endal vs Alvar Vacker (Feb 25)

Cadfael the Ogre vs King Enki (Feb 26)

Quan Song vs Mr Sweeney (Feb 27)

Councillor Noland vs Councillor Darek (Feb 28)

Blur vs Wraith (Feb 29)

Yuri the Gnome vs Barth the Reaper (March 1)

Greyfell vs Fallon Vacker (March 2)

me versus that abusive garbage fire?

do you seriously think so low of me thinking he has a chance? /j

camelspit

dont underestimate him <3 he tied with grady last year

#still semi-ooc #kess speaks

oh. oh goshdarnit he is hot in that picture-

*knock knock* hey dex?

i feel like we haven't really talked to eachother for a long time...

can i just ask you about a few things?

…oh hey Dad. Sure.

*Dex opens to door to let his dad in.*

Hi. Can I sit somewhere?

*Dex gives a small nod, gesturing to a stray chair opposite of him in the room.*

Sure.

*makes himself comfortable*

So. You've not been getting a lot of sleep, right?

…no not really.

*He says quietly, facing opposite of his dad and tinkering around with a stray circuit.*

*sighs and looks down*

Dex, this... is a somewhat serious issue, you know that?

It’s fine, I get enough to stay in my own two feet.

*He mutters bluntly.*

*clicks his tongue* Fair enough. But you do know that I am here for you, if you're going through whatever crisis or health problems, be it physical or mental.

*His breath hitches, and he swallows with a shudder.*

I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

*scoots closer and puts his hand on dex's shoulder*

Look at me, please.

*he does, face a mixture of to many emotions to count.*

Breathe in, breathe out. Okay?

*sighs and hugs him*

*Dex chokes on a muffled sob, burying his face in his dads shoulder.*

I'm here.

*strokes his back*

*They just sit in that position for a while.*

*clicks his tongue*

Better?

#kotlc rp #kess speaks

camelspit

Keeper Sexyman Bracket

First Round

Magnate Leto vs King Dimitar (Feb 11)

Brant [REDACTED] vs Ruy Ignis (Feb 12)

Timkin Heks vs Councillor Terik (Feb 13)

Boobrie Dude vs Councillor Emery (Feb 14)

Fintan Pyren vs Tiergan Alenfar (Feb 15)

Woltzer the Goblin vs Durand Redek (Feb 16)

Councillor Bronte vs Gethen Ondsinn (Feb 17)

Ethan Benedict Wright II vs Botros the Ogre (Feb 18)

Quinlin Sonden vs Alden Vacker (Feb 19)

Sandor the Goblin vs Councillor Kenric (Feb 20)

Coach Bora vs William Foster (Feb 21)

Elwin Heslege vs Grady Ruewen (Feb 22)

Jurek of the Sanctuary vs Trix (Feb 23)

Kesler Dizznee vs Cassius Sencen (Feb 24)

Prentice Endal vs Alvar Vacker (Feb 25)

Cadfael the Ogre vs King Enki (Feb 26)

Quan Song vs Mr Sweeney (Feb 27)

Councillor Noland vs Councillor Darek (Feb 28)

Blur vs Wraith (Feb 29)

Yuri the Gnome vs Barth the Reaper (March 1)

Greyfell vs Fallon Vacker (March 2)

#kotlc rp #kotlc shitpost #semi-ooc

me versus that abusive garbage fire?

do you seriously think so low of me thinking he has a chance? /j

*knock knock* hey dex?

i feel like we haven't really talked to eachother for a long time...

can i just ask you about a few things?

…oh hey Dad. Sure.

*Dex opens to door to let his dad in.*

Hi. Can I sit somewhere?

*Dex gives a small nod, gesturing to a stray chair opposite of him in the room.*

Sure.

*makes himself comfortable*

So. You've not been getting a lot of sleep, right?

…no not really.

*He says quietly, facing opposite of his dad and tinkering around with a stray circuit.*

*sighs and looks down*

Dex, this... is a somewhat serious issue, you know that?

It’s fine, I get enough to stay in my own two feet.

*He mutters bluntly.*

*clicks his tongue* Fair enough. But you do know that I am here for you, if you're going through whatever crisis or health problems, be it physical or mental.

*His breath hitches, and he swallows with a shudder.*

I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

*scoots closer and puts his hand on dex's shoulder*

Look at me, please.

*he does, face a mixture of to many emotions to count.*

Breathe in, breathe out. Okay?

*sighs and hugs him*