ketchupman7

The one who has heard all the ketchup jokes.

[ketchupman7]

@templeworthyporn @kingdom1232 @bluuufox87 @tackkykibble @windy-dream @ophelias-stars @flazeproevo-blog @wellsonastring @dead-god-dreaming @positron0 @sahcorblg @zhoelsstuff @mt-wolfy @plasticbirds @stolengarbage @arealsetofbadonkers @jauntswiththed @chrimsonbonez @turkeyleggies @ask-krakelstone @joshuas9 @dearest-delilah-blog @halochan76 @thanhbuiworld-blog @kandilabre @oku-zero @thedaikon888-blog @kunysheva-bogdanahl7h9-blog @mila9780 @terezisoptometrist @vakhneev-leonardqfhj @songstormz @roxyeatsrocks @nemoga-nastasiyaxy29-blog @sillygooseface @sasha7597-blog @dogismansbff-blog @swagyfox-blog @awesomecathouses-blog @kennylove169-blog @heartthrobbbb-blog @banana-monk @greyfluff @poachedpeens @elitegaminglobby-blog @istanaangin @buy-instagram-followers-6 @ask-missmirrors @glitchydesign-blog @eterrorist 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses reduced by 90%

[ketchupman7]

Ray-Ban Sunglasses reduced by 90%

[pochowek]

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

[helljumpingteufelhund]

Fork

[pochowek]

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

[tsunderetherion-blog]

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

[pochowek]

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

[exeggcute]

tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct

[eterrorist]

PENIS SIZE IN BIOS NOW

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERACTING IF YOUR DICK IS SMALLER THAN MINE 

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

that’s really inclusive of you to let so many people interact

[eterrorist]

[fetus2genius]

[vinnie-cha]

so what exactly did Kirby do between SSB4 and SSBU that got him renamed to “The Pink Demon" 

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[pointnclickadventuregame]

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

[guidancerune]

check out this crab i found

[cozy-kjune]

Crab: check out this beach i found

[starlightshoe]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teathattast]

big pats

[princesstigerbelle]

Why they do this

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[jimmythedonut]

@hawkin-byrd

[hawkin-byrd]

@carnalincarnate

[pyrlspite]

open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

[cybercrimer]

unlimited super salad.

[pyrlspite]

hmm.

unlimited super salad.

[tardigradetheking]

god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*

Optimus? I thought you were dead.

[pyrlspite]

benny?

…

you have to let me go, benny.

the crash was 4 years ago.

it wasn’t your fault.

[jo3mm]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[windwaver]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

[rabm]

might fuck around and kin a motherfucker

[rabm]

which of you is it gonna be

[rabm]

You. Come closer.

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

[rabm]

[vsblackcat]

[c3po]

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

[slimetony]

there was a financial crisis

[c3po]

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

[fed-durst]