i promise im not 22 dead yet

he ham??? | watch out for the olives of garden | thanx @galaxyvent for my new washer

[starlightshoe]

welcome to hell (dont read oh lourd its so old) [im eventuslly retiritng this post for a new intro page god bleass this shit is so fucking antiquated my mew pnes gonna be so cool]

whats up  im actually 22 and i died trying to use caard for some reason so have this instead

epic facts about me in 2020 (NOT... updated)

im nons binary?(tme) i also am asexual and biromantic

i cant believe it. im a gamer

mixed race (airheads brown mystery) mostly indigenous mexican?? but rest assured i AM quantifiably french and im making that everyones problem

tumblr tried to kill me for eating oreos with water and i survived

very certain adhd/ocd plus god knows what else there is rest assured i am just Like That. i like to make things and post about things

inter ests

main interest right now: november is a. Time to be me (points at gta san andreas remaster and live action cowboy bebop of dubious qualities but hey i'm still having fun)

man i'm not too into homsetuck anymore and i have little faith hiveswap will come back so that's pretty much not too likely on this blog

time 4 the niche shit.. theres. 1997 animated sitcoms king of the hill AND daria....fictional emergency broadcast alerts people make on youtube...have you ever BEEN to 2002(early webcore and scenecore and video games from the early 00′s era)? those are fucking epic.

unironically love many bad fanfictions and movies and amvs i just love havin good old fun with them!

the usual no bigots or terfs or maps or proshippers or transmeds or exclus or any shit like that. not too big of a fan of people trying to bring back schoolyard cringe bullying either

more fun facts

watch luigi shits himself at olive garden its a swag youtube poop movie series my friends and i make it takes quite a long time its awesome

in 2016 i got into the shrekoning ytp collab which has like 2 million views atm (i wish i snuck more pro trans into it in retrospect! i will destroy emplemon with my bare hands)

i got cancelled and uncancelled within a few weeks about over the hedge (2006) joke discourse. ask about over the hedge world war 3

5 middle names

here are some various gifs i will have you look at now thank you for stopping by : )

[romanticwyvern]

Donate to Support Nylah's Journey to Recovery, organized by Jabria Johnson

On Tuesday, May 28th around 4:30 PM, our sweet 11-year-old Nylah was simply walking… Jabria Johnson needs your support for Support Nylah's J

This fundraiser for the recovery of an 11 year old Philadelphia girl after a hit and run is nearing it's goal, donate what you can, and if you have any information as to the identity of the person who did this, that would be greatly appreciated.

[lilalienz4ever]

[shamebats]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

people who don't sweat much will never understand the swamplands we weally wet warriors have to journey through

[severalowls]

quick, caesar is facing away, get him!

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[dreamingdeadly]

[lesbiantomservo]

[ID: A digital drawing of Julius Caesar hunched on his hands and knees, with one knife stabbed into his foot, four knives along his spine, and dozens of knives in his butt. /End ID]

[cloverandcrossbones]

Laios Touden Period Cramps moodboard

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

[lame-kid-on-couch]

Really in love with some of the notes on this post

[paper-mario-wiki]

Happy #MarioDay everyone!

[ripempezardexerox]

[salidummay]

let me take you on a funky ride (all around the world)

without filters / original colours

[kittensnax]

[nmri]

[starlightshoe]

the

[dendrosystem-deactivated2024100]

VENTIIII 😭😭😭😭 VENTIIII 😭😭😭😭

[otacringe]

me at Starbucks trying to place my order but the cashier won’t listen

[the-haiku-bot]

me at Starbucks trying

to place my order but the

cashier won’t listen

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[realest-slenderman]

collect my pages

[dendrosystem-deactivated2024100]

VENTIIII 😭😭😭😭 VENTIIII 😭😭😭😭

[otacringe]

me at Starbucks trying to place my order but the cashier won’t listen

[the-haiku-bot]

me at Starbucks trying

to place my order but the

cashier won’t listen

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[realest-slenderman]

collect my pages

[starlightshoe]

im like a large fish or perhaps whale that surfaces every now and again