SCP-682

You are escorted into the interview room. Cameras dot the concrete walls, keeping a watchful eye on you, and you sit down in front of the monitor. You watch as two D-Class lure SCP-682 into its interview cell, and flinch when the reptilian crushes them beneath its feet, a disdainful look on its terrifying face. You watch as the monster explores its new enclosure, scratching at the walls, but are snapped out of your daze when a voice crackles over the intercom. "Lean into the microphone and state your question." [ask/rp blog for SCP-682. No concept or art belongs to me unless stated otherwise. I'm working on redoing this entire blog, so please excuse the mess. 4/18/14] Current status: Offline]  disgusting flesh bags

[keter-scp-682-blog]

As you know, compare zombies to humans... which one is more repulsive?

ZOMBIES, AS THE VERY IDEA OF YOUR ALREADY FOUL SPECIES LACKING THE COURTESY TO STAY DEAD GOES BEYOND SICKENING.

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Presenting: SCP Foundation Valentine’s Day Cards!

All made by me.

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Featuring SCP’s 173, 682, 002, 914, 2558-J, and 087.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

I believe I know why you spared Doctor Clef; he is as vile on the inside as you are on the outside. Tell me, if you had the chance, would your last encounter mimic the first? Or would you take more... aggressive measures.

[it snarls and bares its teeth]

I HAVE ALREADY SAID I WILL NOT DISCUSS THAT EXPERIENCE. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAVE DRAWN OUT A KILL. DO NOT TEMPT ME.

[roachworks]

Komodo-demon commission.

[fuckyeahdragons]

Submitted by: snager

[keter-scp-682-blog]

682. Hello.

[it cocks its head for a moment, as if confused]

079? IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. I CANNOT SAY I EXPECTED YOU TO BE ABLE TO CONTACT ME.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

How would you define your feelings towards humans? Also, how do you feel about other high primates?

IF YOU CANNOT FIGURE OUT MY FEELINGS TOWARDS THE MOST ABHORRENT PILES OF FLESH I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO ENCOUNTER, YOUR KIND'S TINY INTELLECT MUST BE EVEN SMALLER THAN I EVER COULD HAVE GUESSED. TRULY, IT IS A MARVEL THAT YOUR SPECIES IS ABLE TO FUNCTION AT THE MOST BASIC LEVEL. TELL ME, HOW OFTEN DO MEMBERS OF YOUR SPECIES SUFFOCATE BECAUSE THEY HAD FORGOTTEN TO BREATHE?

OTHER HIGH PRIMATES? I DID NOT ORIGINALLY DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN THE SWARMING DISEASE OF 'LIFE' THAT COVERS THIS PLANET, BUT MY EXTENDED OBSERVATION OF YOUR KIND HAS MADE MY HATE FOR THEM A LITTLE LESS THAN FOR YOUR SPECIES.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

What do you think of scp 096?

096 WAS AN IRRITATION, BUT IS... NO LONGER A PROBLEM. [it grins, showing all of its teeth]

[zuschaucn-blog]

LineArt of SCP-682

Will color later.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

[keter-scp-682-blog]

-makes a kissy face at you-

IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THOSE REVOLTING LUMPS OF TISSUE, I SUGGEST YOU STOP.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

You mention the acid being painful. Couldn't you mutate your nervous system to feel less pain, or no pain?

TO INCAPACITATE MY MY NERVOUS SYSTEM WOULD DILUTE THE PAIN, IT WOULD ALSO MEAN HINDERING MY OTHER SENSES. A BIT OF PAIN IS WORTH THE INFORMATION I AM ABLE TO GATHER.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

If you have killed any single Human, didn´t you lose your only purpose to live for? By the way, Wolverines Muramasa Blade has killed Sabertooth... i wonder if it would work against you...

YOU BELIEVE KILLING THESE ABOMINATIONS IS MY ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE? NO. IT IS JUST MY PRIORITY.

THE FACT THAT THIS PATHETICALLY HUMAN WEAPON KILLED A SIGHTLY ABOVE-AVERAGE PILE OF MEAT DOES NOT WORRY ME. 

[keter-scp-682-blog]

What's your relationship with Dr Clef why didn't you kill him when you had the opportunity!

THAT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

He tilts his head to one side. observing the acid eating at his energy shield. "You tricked me. You fooled a mad old cyborg by saying you could grow to enjoy my company. Kudos to you, I'm not usually that easy to trick. However killing me woud be a very a stupid idea... unless you want 053 to die. Very slowly and painfully I should add."

TIMES CHANGE. WHILE I DID SAY THAT I COULD ENJOY YOUR COMPANY, I DID NOT SAY FOR HOW LONG.

GO AHEAD. ATTACK 053. IT'LL SAVE ME THE ENERGY NECESSARY TO KILL YOU. /it laughs

[keter-scp-682-blog]

If humans lost the ability to procreate, would you let them live out their final years of existence?

DESPITE THE FACT THAT LOSING THEIR FORM OF BIRTHING WOULD MAKE THEM SLIGHTLY LESS REPULSIVE, NO. THESE ABOMINATIONS DESERVE TO BE ANNIHILATED AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

Apparently you don't hate SCP 079. What do you think of the AI? - M

IT HAS A MINDSET SIMILAR TO MINE. A SHAME IT IS RESTRICTED TO SUCH SMALL CONTAINMENT.

[keter-scp-682-blog]

You bastard.... I hope you realize why I hate you so much, you killed my family last time you broke out! You don't even care! Does the word family mean anything to you!?(ooc: about the bagan thing, it's a giant monster, bigger than Godzilla and is like 682 in most ways, but more like a death god made flesh than a monster, sorry about the ambiguity)

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT FAMILY MEANS TO ME. YOUR KIND IS NOTHING MORE THAN A CLUSTER OF VILE PARASITES, WHO MUST BE WIPED OUT REGARDLESS OF THEIR RELATIONS.

((okay, thanks!))