Hammer of Dawn didn’t work in killing the Locusts. Time for Plan B - Cheese Whiz in a can.
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Hammer of Dawn didn’t work in killing the Locusts. Time for Plan B - Cheese Whiz in a can.
slabbed replied to your post: It’s one hour until midnight. Raise your hand if…
the super smash brothers opening story was just prescott killing everyone but kirby with the hammer of dawn
((I had to look that up on youtube OMFG))
((that makes kirby a stranded))
gonna put those worms all over me, gonna put those worms all over me
moodboard of Skorge’s best moments from The Rise of RAAM
How many times does your character believe an article of clothing can be worn before it needs to be washed?
Has your character ever eaten rodent meat?
SKORGE IS HERE. it is surprising how accurate you can get with the eye/brow area and nose but the mouth remained completely impossible. i could have exposed his teeth but nobody would want that.
@everysinglepheel
((important blog update: in all future interactions Skorge will be wearing exactly this and NEVER anything else))
Has your character ever been thrown off a horse or other mount?
i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic
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((Skorge’s daemon would be either a lammergeier or a czechoslovokian wolfdog))
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Mobile bloggers: have you ever wanted to change your desktop theme, but were forced to wait till you got to a computer? Have you found yourself wishing the colors on your mobile theme would synchronize across devices so you wouldn’t end up with clashing color schemes, but (understandably) don’t want to use Optica? Look no further.
This is the first theme from my new RGBA() series, a line of simple, light, accessible themes that take under two minutes to fully set up. Because they are designed for quick use, these themes are ideal for anyone who wants a clean desktop theme without spending ages getting it to look right. And this is the best part - its colors synchronize with your mobile theme, so you can control how your blog looks from anywhere.
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locust-priest:
ketorskorge:
Skorge was usually pretty good about what he could handle and what he couldn’t, but even he made mistakes. He hissed at the looming figure, dim anger lighting the corridors of his addled mind. All he wanted to do right now was strangle that man!
He tried to push himself up but only managed to turn over on his side, where he lay with his eyes closed. “I’m dying,” he said, being melodramatic, but from Starbuck’s point of view it might not sound like a joke.
Starbuck’s panic reached its peak when Skorge said that he was dying.
“I’ll get help!” Starbuck screamed.
His armor klanked loudly as he ran off to find his coffee and sugar supplier. Unfortunately, for everyone in this situation the one who introduced Starbuck to coffee was a human. The metalic klanking approached Skorge along with the sound of a man protesting to being dragged along.
“Put me down this instant!” Prescott demanded of the Armored Kantus.
Starbuck only released him once they reached Skorge, who was still laying on the ground.
“Fix!” Starbuck pointed at Skorge.
Prescott approached Skorge carefully till he looked directly down at him.
“I’m no medic, but he looks dead to me.”
Skorge heard the human and reflexively wanted to kill, but he also wanted to die, so he just snarled and held that expression.
He opened his eyes at the human’s proclamation and glared, uttering a low growl. “You did this,” he said through grated teeth. His stomach and head really hurt now, and his mind was a blur. It was difficult to make his limbs move, but Skorge pushed himself forward and tried to bite Prescott’s ankle.
locust-priest:
ketorskorge:
“Sleep less? Humans already don’t sleep much.” Yet as Skorge stood there, he felt sleepy, and not in the good, comfortable way.
He swayed on his feet and blinked at the mug. He was about to ask what else Starbuck had put in the coffee, but his body, acting independently of his brain, had a sudden compulsion to faint to the floor. And so he did.
Starbuck’s pride over Skorge tasting the cup of coffee was short lived when he saw the high priest begin to sway.
“Ketor Skorge?!” Starbuck felt panic begin to rise in him.
And before he could move quickly enough within his bulky armor Skorge hit the floor with an awful thud.
“Skorge! Speak to me!” He leaned over the other Kantus.
By the Trinity, he prayed that he hadn’t accidentally poisoned one of the Queen’s most important Kantus.
Skorge was usually pretty good about what he could handle and what he couldn’t, but even he made mistakes. He hissed at the looming figure, dim anger lighting the corridors of his addled mind. All he wanted to do right now was strangle that man!
He tried to push himself up but only managed to turn over on his side, where he lay with his eyes closed. “I’m dying,” he said, being melodramatic, but from Starbuck’s point of view it might not sound like a joke.
((Skorge is basically a big plucked chicken. a huge cock, if you will.))
locust-priest:
ketorskorge:
“Wait is that sugar? Why do you have so much of it?!” His brief concern was overshadowed by fear of what the new concoction would do to him. But he so rarely had sugar…
The taste hardly improved, but he kept a straight face so the Kantus wouldn’t dump any other strange things in his cup. He was less than halfway through it but could already feel the double whammy of caffeine and sugar taking hold.
“I have a good supplier,” Starbuck said, looking too proud of himself.
“It’s called coffee. Humans love it because they can sleep less if they consume it.”
“Sleep less? Humans already don’t sleep much.” Yet as Skorge stood there, he felt sleepy, and not in the good, comfortable way.
He swayed on his feet and blinked at the mug. He was about to ask what else Starbuck had put in the coffee, but his body, acting independently of his brain, had a sudden compulsion to faint to the floor. And so he did.