Never shut up again

Kenneth "Kettle" Potts. 20 International menaceAll of my writings are works of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental.

[kettlepotts]

TEXT 🧐 KETSTINA

Kettle: I have half a birthday cake and a twelve pack of beer. Are you coming over or what?

Kettle: I would've had better snacks for our writing session but it was last minute and the beer was free!

[kettlepotts]

Imagine a sexy magic mike night alone with The Fast Five

[flynnfrederickson]

……….I’m stressed. What is this. 

[kettlepotts]

It's an Imagine! Sort of like fan fiction, but not really since I don't really do the long form stuff anymore.

[kettlepotts]

Imagine a threesome with Sage Gothel and Izzie Bash

[kettlepotts]

Imagine a sleepover with TFIOS and they start flashing strangers on Omegle

[kettlepotts]

Imagine a sexy magic mike night alone with The Fast Five

[kettlepotts]

Imagine Faye Porter being your stalker.

[kettlepotts]

Imagine patching up Jay Smee's wounds after a sexy sword fight

[kettlepotts]

Imagine being lab partners with benefits with Wes Maldette

[kettlepotts]

Imagine Rafe Hook is your Secret Admirer.

[unintentional-gal-pals]

Time for my bedtime story *opens up 70k+ fanfiction*

[howtotrainanimefan]

I love him

[kettlepotts]

So I'm kind of curious about what kind of songs inspire everyone. Cuz usually when I'm writing I tend to listen to my favorite movie scores since it usually helps with the moods I'm trying to get out, but there's only so many times I can listen to the score to the Social Network before I actually go crazy. It doesn't have to be music that inspires my fellow writers either; athletes, artists and stuff are invited to reply as well!

[tgdcast]

[kettlepotts]

TEXT ✉️ KESSA

Lyssa: I was JUST saying the same kind of thing to Rosalie! Although do you mean the big ones, or the ones they sell in fake little milk cartons that you pour out and have harder-than-usual shells that are more like an M&M?

Kettle: See you GET me, Lyssie!! I didn't even know there were Reese's little milk cartons. I've only ever gotten the little ones of like Malted Milk balls. But idk I don't even really like reese's pieces, so they probably aren't great either.

[kettlepotts]

TEXT ✉️ OPEN

Lyssa: So... the newspaper's back to assigning me filler pieces again, which means it would be a huge help if you guys could answer this week's 'important question' for me: does candy taste better, worse, or the same when it's holiday-shaped?

Kettle: Easter egg shaped Reese's taste like a peanut butter punishment, so I'm pretty firmly in the "worse" camp.

[teeganpotts]

kettlepotts‌:

I’ve already prepared the guillotine. Crimes against this family must not go unpunished. Any last words?

Mm, I’m the most attractive sibling, and people will riot to stop me from my beheading. 

[kettlepotts]

Oh no! When did all our other siblings die? I think if there's going to be a riot at your beheading, it'll be a rush to try and pull the lever first.

[kettlepotts]

📝 teegan

Their first impression: So small and full of poop

Their current impression: small and full of shit.

What they like the most about your muse: How outgoing he is, I admire it a lot and that's really the only thing I'm envious of any of my siblings having.

What they dislike the most about your muse: That little player shit he has going on. It's gross.

What your muse is for them ( Friend, lover, rival ecc.): My younger brother.

A general opinion of their relationship: 👌🏼

If applicable, something they wish to reveal:

Nope!