Had this crack thought of Carmine Falcone discovering that Selina is his kid but instead of denying her etc, he gets excited because finally, finally, they can unite the families of the Waynes and Falcones.
Don Falcone: I dreamed of this day.
Don Falcone: You're a nice surprise and all kid. Can never have too many kids in a family and daughters, they're precious, ain't they? No, I'm talking about Bruce Wayne.
Selina: You're going to have to run that one by me.
Don Falcone: You two are already a thing. I mean, no pressure but he's a catch, you're a Falcone and... I always wanted to make sure that boy was taken care of. I wanted to make him family and we can do that now.
Don Falcone: Well, you're my last chance, kid. Sofia doesn't like him or whatever and Alberto... He may be a little off to the side.
Alberto: Homosexual, dad.
Don Falcone: Yeah, yeah, that but Bruce likes the guys too so I tried to set that up but apparently they're both... Y'know. They play the same position on the field.
Alberto: *rolling his eyes*
Selina: And you want me to-?
Don Falcone, nodding: Yes, big big Italian wedding. We can do Lake Como. We will spare no expense. For every grandson, fifteen thousand, every granddaughter, ten or abouts. What do you say, gioia mia?
Selina, who knows that Bruce has a soft spot for kids: I would say... Spring wedding?
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