Brain Confetti

adult 📺 wizard 🧙 crayfish 💘 blogging from a comet ☄️

[americanappall]

Leonard Cohen in Miami Vice

[jabberding0]

Bowled

[elnoide]

[brain-confetti]

My husband and I are getting old to the point where we have to take months off of work to recuperate from injuries, which means since COVID we have spent even more time together than the past 20 years of marriage.

He is just starting to understand that when I say "I can wait" with regards to food or using the restroom, I mean I can wait like 5 minutes to find food or a restroom. Any longer than that and everyone is going to regret their lives

[wevortex]

By Katrina Swanson

[beautiful-contrast]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[amytilsdalejordanlevine]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[brain-confetti]

The wife of one of my husband's friends just connected with me on LinkedIn because she is out of work.

For 25 years, I have been told she's a zoologist

Looking at her LinkedIn, she appears to have only ever worked in HR.

I feel betrayed

It's a good thing I've never bothered talking to her about dolphins

[brain-confetti]

Nicole Kidman reveals she wore this outfit because: "fashion is art and I wanted something red, because I wanted to embrace the way in which red has been used in art through the years." - Met Gala 2026 Queen I love you, next time just say "I don't even live in this country" and just walk off in whatever you wanna wear all the time always

The Children's Hospital of A-List Actresses

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

[eroscestlavie]

Genuinely incredible single serve site I just found: a guy made a search tool so you can find completely empty AMC movie screenings in your area and enjoy a private or near-private theatre.

[thedorseyshawexperience]

[pi-la]

[bobbole]

Toni Morrison

[kosmogrl]