Oh uh, sorry man. Didnât mean to hit a sensitive subject⊠Same sort of situation. Doesnât really matter though, when I got my main guy right here to make me my bacon.
Youâre the old bittie, Lady. Itâs here, would you just chill out? Make my bacon and Iâll do whatever, but donât even think about rushing it. I donât like burnt bacon. I will go home if you do.
Oh hoh hoh~ Watch your dick, man. I might just grab it now that I wonât get bitch slapped.
Iâma cook it to a black fuckinâ crisp if you donât quit your bitchinâ. And you say Iâm the lady in this relationship.
Hands off, right now I'm riding solo... unless something changes my mind.
Fine, whatever. I'll shut up, but only because I'm so damn hungry. You know I haven't had anything to eat in six hours right? This better be some good bacon, or you know what'll happen.
Lady? Psh, give me a break. You're a diva, we both know it.













