who the hell is this emailin me at 11:26

[sunblinks-deactivated20190523]

[raisel-the-riveter]

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[succubusvenus]

I wasn’t asked to a single dance in high school and didn’t have a serious romantic relationship until I was 22. And like, yeah that shit hurt when I was younger. I had a lot of fears that I was unlovable and that I didn’t deserve to be happy. And every time I would try to talk to anyone about it, the conversation became, “you’ll find someone”, when it should have been, “you don’t need a relationship or a date, you’re lovable & complete & beautiful on your own”.

So yeah, please normalize young people not dating, and please stop shaming them for it. There’s more to life than romance, despite what the media wants us to think.

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity

then i begin to treat them how they treat me

and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem

“you acting different”

yeah

[babybuu-deactivated20180707]

again for emphasis.

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[bidoof]

god is there anything better than just laying the FUCK down? no, there isn’t

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

They call me giant rat bitch because I make the rules

[confusedimmortal]

what

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I think I was pretty clear

[mockwa]

[dancingmuppet]

Cheeky bastard.

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Lmao they some assholes

[ableedingheart-deactivated20200]

more chaotic evil

[softheartedsuggestion]

remember that you’ve made it through even your worst days

[memesfever]

[arianagrandre]

Ariana joking about her diva rumors

[h0peless--soul]

Rose-colored boy 

(requests on my twitter: cyber_pia )

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[kgpzz]

Who tf r we

[ethiopienne]

it's not you it's my anxiety

[lintott-blog]

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

[daffydilz]