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Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS
btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great.
You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part
We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back
“though you can fret me, you cannot play upon me” is such a fucking master pun how did it get left out of the highlight, it needs its own color highlight. The dual meaning of fret here is too good. I need this on booty shorts.
imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
for ages i thought i didnt like drag because of internalized homophobia but it turned out i just don't like bright lights and loud music and really visually complicated things
spd is homophobic i guess is what im saying
real talk tho this is a good example of how some things just can't be made universally accessible. they are never going to make a quiet reserved drag show with few bright colors that i can enjoy. that goes against like...the entire point of drag and the celebrating of taking up space that a lot of gay events are.
and that's okay! i wouldn't want them to! i just need to find other things that make me feel happy and at home and part of the community. different needs require different solutions, and sometimes a thing just isn't for you.
Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS
oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!
how does anyone genuinely believe there's some shadowy Jewish conspiracy running the world when Mel Gibson didn't even stay cancelled
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!
Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is
is this gonna get me fired you think
“Out of the frying pan, into another frying pan, falling out of that frying pan into the underworld, where there is a huge frying pan where the devils dance and say 'fuck to you!’”
let's develop a perfect plan
1. get cozy in bed
Time to start a new baking post for 2026! In 2025 I baked 46 unique recipes. How many will I bake in 2026?
I’m starting with Apple Pie Cinnamon Rolls!
Today I’m baking scones! I’m using my usual base scone recipe for Buttermilk Lemon-Apricot Scones, but tweaking it to make vanilla chocolate chip scones instead.
Today I’m making Apple Cobbler!
I made Almond Cloud Cookies!
I’m baking Pumpkin Biscuits!
Today I'm making Lemon Pound Cake!
Today I’m baking Chai White Chocolate Toffee Cookies!
Tonight I’m making a glazed loaf cake!
Cake: Chocolate Sour Cream Pound Cake
Glaze: Cream Cheese Glaze
I’m making Flourless Pistachio Cake!
I’m baking Milk Chocolate Chip-Hazelnut Cake from Snacking Cakes by Yossy Arefi!
Tonight I’m making Ricotta Cake with a berry compote!
I’m making Gingerbread Latte Cookies!
I baked Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Loaf Cake!
Today I made Almond Raspberry Cake!
I’m baking Pink Lemonade Bars!
I made Lemon Ricotta Pancakes!
I’m making Black Bottom Cupcakes!
I’m making Sunken Black Forest Cake with homemade Cherry Sauce!
I’m making White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies from Snacking Bakes by Yossi Arefi!
Today I’m baking Chewy Brownie Cookies!
I’m making Cinnamon Rolls!
I’m baking English Muffin Bread!
I’m making Blueberry Cheesecake Cookies!
Tonight I’m baking Malted Brownies!
Yesterday I baked Italian Almond Cake with Lemon Cream Cheese Frosting!
Tonight I made Strawberries and Cream Biscuits!
I’m baking White Sandwich Bread!
I’m making Maple Pecan Swirl Bread!
Today I’m baking Cherry Cobbler!
I’m making Gluten-Free Scones!
I’m baking Maple-Walnut Scones!
Today I’m making Corn and Goat Cheese Empanadas!
I’m baking Yogurt and Honey Olive-Oil Cake!
I’m making Cheddar Drop Biscuits!
the locked tomb is so relatable
One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
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You cannot leave such a story in the tags!
