And that's when I knew I'd lost my mind... @khaleesiswag - Tumblr Blog

Ser Pounce and the Throne of Bones - Imgur

The proper way to use boobs in combat - Imgur

I'd like to frame this and put it in my office.

(Scene: I'm at work and I'm listening to the score from The Lion King. The music to Mufasa's death scene comes on and, of course, I start tearing up.)

Co-worker: Hey, are you alright?

Me: Yeah, I'm just listening to Mufasa's death scene.

Co-worker: Those are legit tears then. Carry on.

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i love this game so

much

WHO DOESN’T!!??

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#grumpy cat #case of the mondays #f this shit #why don't my gifs ever work?#found on imgur #imgur #cats that are funny #so grumpy #need coffee #or a Pulp fiction shot to the heart #either will do

PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Mother and I are "somewhat" "competitive" when it comes to Words with Friends. I play awesome word (djinn) and score megapoints. I shout "What now, bitch, what" at my iPad.

My mother lives a thousand miles away and was not privy to my victory yell. Boyfriend reminds me of this fact.

And that's when I knew I'd lost my mind.

Somewhat = very Competitive = fight to the death nuts about it

I talk to my lovely friend Meg about bra-fittings. We discuss the woes of improperly sized bras. I say that my boobs are constantly escaping and that I'm stuck in a never ending nipple rodeo. I then cap this comparison off by saying that my nipples are like William Wallace in Braveheart and all they want is their freedom. FREEEEEEEEEEDOM.

And that's when I knew I'd lost my mind.