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@khalidharper
* ・ ☾ ˙ › JOSH.
“Well porn was never satisfying anyway. Well I would say make up your mind what gender you want sex with and then you can start thinking about where to go.”
‘ my sexual orientation makes me really stand between hard life decisions. i will figure it out, thanks for the help? ’
“Clearly but you know you should really be careful instead of staying sexually active. Also there’s much better things to do then just having sex. You can dream and wish for me to strip as much as you want. It’s not going to happen.”
‘ i’m carefully sexually active. and so are the people i sleep with, we know i’m not here to be a dad yet. sure, but having sex is just as fun and it’s natural, everyone does it. shit, i guess you just broke my dreams. how dare you. ’
* ・ ☾ ˙ › NATHAN.
“I don’t know, babe. That’s a toughy. Is both an option? If it is then I would go for both. I’m saying maybe to that last one. Are you returning the favor?”
‘ i guess it’s an option if i won’t get enough after strip club or something? i probably won’t. mostly i just take the pleasure, but i might consider it if it will be worth it. ’
* ・ ☾ ˙ › GINNY.
“Oh honey you have to try way harder than that to get me naked.”
‘ except i don’t really have to try at all, honey. ’
“Quick answer, neither, why would you want to waste your time going to either one of those places. And you don’t get the privilege of having me strip for you.”
‘ what can i say, i like being sexually active. well, i guess that’s a bummer, i wouldn’t mind that in a slightest. ’
“Oh dear, neither of them sound good, why would you want to go to either, I mean if anything, if you’re into it, go to a gay bar.”
‘ i’m just not satisfied with porn anymore and i never call a hooker, so it’s either. i just don’t know if i want to have sex with which gender. ’
‘ QUICK real question that i really need an answer for -- strip club or gay bar ?? it’s an actual struggle right now. unless you’re willing to strip for me. ’
What am I Rapunzel? Noo you can’t say that you know I hate surprises this is going to eat away at me. Now I need to know.
I think I might actually consider calling you Rapunzel now. Yeah, but you will love this one. You’re not going to find out.. until tomorrow night, I think.
I’m not going to hurt my my foot that I use to play soccer just because he’s a dickhead.
Then punch him with like, a pan or something. By the way, I’ve got something for you, but you will have to wait for it.
I missed you, man. I’m glad your back. You expect people to be intelligent? Funny, K. If that’s what you tell yourself go ahead.
Good, because I wasted my money on you and you better miss me. I got you like, two t-shirts, a mug and this thing with that looks like a snowball, except it’s with glitter and shit.
Oh My God You’re back!
I’m sorry I thought you were this kid from math class he keeps trying to cheat off my paper.
See, I like this much better. Hi. I missed you. You should like.. kick him or something then.
If you think you’re going to get any of the answers to the homework from me you’re wrong. I spent three hours on it and I am not about to let you get them in five seconds.
I’m too old for your homework. Besides, if that’s what I’m getting after being week away than I don’t want to know how you’re going to welcome me when I go back after full book tour.
Why were you in England? Because that doesn’t seem that fun. But Khalid i need advice, I don’t know what to do. Please.
Book signing. It’s slowly moving to Europe now. I don’t know how good I am at advice, but go on.
Wait….Your back home or just back in the States. Well you have an accent, silly. I guess that’s why girls find you hot.
Home. Except that I assumed my readers would know that I’m not really British. At least that I don’t like to call myself British. Hey, accent just makes me like, a bit hotter. Everything else is what you’re seeing.
What was the weather like then? In most places they have annoying people. Oh right that sounds interesting. I am smart and I don;t think i would ave a need to bother you so I wouldn’t even try.
Um.. bad. Yeah, but having your own readers ask you if you’re British is not really entertaining and you’re ready to throw things after 5 people ask you the same thing. A lot of people like to call themselves smart, I like to think that they are stupid when they do that.