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“I ask of you–

are you my Master?”

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the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

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Guillermo Del Toro’s brother out in the wild

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I had to come back after thinking about it for a minute

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Ballistic gel torso

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This is actually a fascinating concept called the marginal propensity of consumption. It BASICALLY means that each additional dollar to a poor person (Like someone on minimum wage) is comparatively more valuable than each additional dollar to a wealthy person (like a millionaire or billionaire) because the poor person is more likely to go spend it on a good or service whereas the wealthy person will stick it in an offshore account.

With the poor person, it will continue changing hands within the economy and get spent more often, leading to higher economic output. The wealthy person takes that dollar out of the economy by sticking it in a bank account to grow their wealth, and the dollar effectively becomes useless and stops changing hands.

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Today’s mood is the exact specific emotion Frank Gorshin is attempting to communicate in this photo:

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“Where is my gloved hand going to go next? I don’t even know!”

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I feel like a lot of folks responding to this post are unaware that Frank Gorshin is the guy who once got thrown out of a Hollywood orgy because he and Adam West showed up in character as Edward Nygma and Bruce Wayne and refused to break character even after the host told them to stop. This is not a man who’s easily perturbed!

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Sorry, I didn’t mean to derail that with a) erotica and b) gravedigging.

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Looking back on my early childhood is kind of hilarious because, in retrospect, it’s super obvious that my grandparents were trying to recruit me as a Jehovah’s Witness, but six-year-old me was just incredibly dense when it came to the topic of religion. They’d give me all these illustrated picture books of various Bible stories and draw me into long discussions of their contents, but I honestly thought they’d just noticed all the books on Greek and Egyptian folklore I already had in my library and they were fellow mythology enthusiasts. Heck, for a while there I thought the Bible stories were Egyptian mythology – I mean, they’ve got Pharaohs in them, right? Close enough!

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(Now, the really funny part is that a lot of those books were very concerned with imparting sexual morals, but being as they were aimed at a primary school audience, the text couldn’t actually say it was talking about sex – they’d just euphemistically refer to people “lying down with” each other. Of course, since they were Old Testament stories, the illustrations depicted everybody wandering around in featureless deserts, and between the sand, the sun, and all this talk of lying down together, for a time I was under the impression that ancient Egyptian society had very strict rules about sunbathing etiquette.)

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Every day I am surprised by the men on r/AITA’s ability to not love their girlfriends.

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Cishet man on reddit: “I [49m] think my [21f] girlfriend is annoying and inconvenient and I degrade her constantly, AITA?”

Also cishet man on reddit, when he is called the asshole:

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I could not make this up if you paid me

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Bigfoot: Has a social insurance number and files taxes quarterly.

Loch Ness Monster: Files eight weeks late and claims all sorts of weird deductions, some of which they even qualify for.

Jersey Devil: Claims to have no taxable income, and nobody has ever been able to prove otherwise.

El Chupacabra: Ongoing effort to have themselves declared an endangered species and therefore tax-exempt have been tied up in federal courts since 2003.

Mothman: Evades taxes like they evade responsibility for all those bridge disasters