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yk when someoneâs telling a joke but they keep stopping because theyâre laughing too hard and then you start laughing even though you donât know what for or why.....love
Do you really like thick girls? Or are you just talking about big boobs and ass. Cause if youâre not expecting thick girls to have tummies and big arms, I think you got the game fucked up.
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so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books theyâve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! theyâre mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think thatâs super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!
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girls who get carsick easily should have many beautiful men and women gather around them after they finish driving somewhere and the beautiful men and women will fan them and gently raise glasses of cool water to their lips and tell them that they are so brave and strong
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Canât talk right now Iâm doing hot girl shit
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just heard my roommate yell âyou USED me!!!â from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
all religions should have a veggie tales imo. i need a cucumber to teach me about the cycle of samsara
This may seem like an exaggeration, the idea that one can learn how to properly think like a criminal by learning how crime stories work. On a personal note, let me tell a story from the Leverage writerâs room.
Apollo Robbins (http://www.istealstuff.com/) runs a crew of professional thieves who consult for law enforcement. He was also our criminal consultant on Leverage. Every few weeks he would visit the writerâs room to advise on the scripts and keep us up to date about new cons and the latest in criminal technology.
One day during the third season he sat in with the writers while we broke a story. We posted the details of a real-life white collar criminal up on the roomâs whiteboard, using him as the basis for our Mark. We looked at his weaknesses, how he moved his money, what his hobbies were. Once we were happy with that element of the story we added a Vault to the mix, one that used an interesting new alarm technology weâd researched. We then spent about an hour figuring out how to circumvent that alarm. We even sketched out a map of the imaginary building so we could keep track of our Crewâs movements during the Job.
âWell, Iâm done here,â Apollo muttered. Noting our confusion, he pointed at the board and index cards cluttering the wall. âThis is exactly how real Crews plan these things. This writerâs room is now a fully functioning criminal gang. You could be thieves.â
Of course writing television pays better than crime (usually), with far less chance of being arrested (usually), so we all managed to resist the temptation. But aside from the day a US Attorney asked us to change a plot because weâd created a scam that was a little too foolproof, or when a Homeland Security Agent admitted they were spooked by a security hole weâd exploited in our season finale, it was certainly one of the proudest moments I had on the show.
Source: "CrimeWorld" by John Rogers in Fate Worlds Volume Two: Worlds in Shadow. Evil Hat Productions, 2013: 20.
honestly though seeing a queer fat person onscreen whose size is never a joke... seeing a queer fat person onscreen who is hot and gets to be complicated and serious and funny and awkward and suave... seeing a queer fat person onscreen who's a romantic lead. who gets to fall in love and yearn and be messy and violent and gentle and unsure. it's so healing
had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of âfilthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers onâ so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times
hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!
just gotta âborrowâ my sisterâs alarm clock
get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos
your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.
twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you
the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.
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