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slytherverse

fuck my stupid chungus nuclear job. spent $40 this week on cans of fucking air

slytherverse

i have lost approximately 12% of my blood this week

slytherverse

13%

slytherverse

i am now covered in cornstarch and smell like a moat

slytherverse

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

songsomi

#nah its not modded bro

infectiouspiss

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

jessaerys

not a lot going on in this horror movie where some college kids are stuck in an endless road forever with scary people coming out of the woods if they stop driving except the realest behavior if you were stuck in an endless road forever with scary people coming out of the woods if you stop driving

chortlebot

remake of this classic

bleedthebeat

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

chimkinnuget

My latest creation

kabber

rederiswrites

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

memorycycle

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

memorycycle

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

hellenhighwater

My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.

He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument

hellenhighwater

Oh good, he's named it.

hellenhighwater

He got her and she's gargantuan

hellenhighwater

THE BIG is home!!

hellenhighwater

Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.

He's correct. This is excellent.

hellenhighwater

I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada

He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.

hellenhighwater

Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.

And now it just needs a plate!

Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.

it should definitely be

LOMG

LONNNG

LOMMMG

Voting ended onJun 4

hellenhighwater

She's LONNNG! Thanks team!

pjackk

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

achingmarshking

male lover here!

i will not be doing that!

pjackk

You wull never pleasure me

Worthless animal

cali

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

cali