WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAA AA AA AAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAA AAAAAA [milo’s post Y2K shitbox home of ~™ 🔞☢️ he/him]

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

he made a crt game boy

[wosp-reactivated]

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[airprime7]

HOMESTUCK WINS BY DEFAULT

[slytherverse]

fuck my stupid chungus nuclear job. spent $40 this week on cans of fucking air

[slytherverse]

i have lost approximately 12% of my blood this week

[slytherverse]

13%

[slytherverse]

i am now covered in cornstarch and smell like a moat

[slytherverse]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[songsomi]

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[jessaerys]

not a lot going on in this horror movie where some college kids are stuck in an endless road forever with scary people coming out of the woods if they stop driving except the realest behavior if you were stuck in an endless road forever with scary people coming out of the woods if you stop driving

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[bleedthebeat]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[chimkinnuget]

My latest creation

[kabber]

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[hellenhighwater]

My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.

He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument

[hellenhighwater]

Oh good, he's named it.

[hellenhighwater]

He got her and she's gargantuan

[hellenhighwater]

THE BIG is home!!

[hellenhighwater]

Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.

He's correct. This is excellent.

[hellenhighwater]

I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada

He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.

[hellenhighwater]

Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.

And now it just needs a plate!

Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.

it should definitely be

LOMG

LONNNG

LOMMMG

Voting ended onJun 4

[hellenhighwater]

She's LONNNG! Thanks team!