WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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[lordeboy]

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

[segamascott]

cliff bar usually

[jauniegal]

I love wikihow so much

[flapplepie-3427]

We are the daughters of the puppygirls you couldn't boil into mustard gravy.

[flapplepie-3427]

Really thought this one would have done better. It is with a heavy heart that I must incinerate the imp that ghostwrote it.

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[aleshakills]

"I can't believe someone would joke about doing non-consensual harm to people" is kind of wild when that's like basically the first type of humor. That's Tom & Jerry. That's Three Stooges. You're writing callout posts for Punch and Judy.

[humiliationvictim]

i don't want to fuck you so bad

GET IN LINE!

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[dotbot2521]

i thought this was a post saying bart's new outfit (one tophat) was a result of his new capitalist corruption

[grimoiremanifest]

out of my way. i need to claim my free milhouse shield

[transmechanicus]

Pisses me off that i’ve seen so much marketing for “Hims” which are anti-hair loss pills which contain finasteride, minoxidil, etc, while prescribing the same chemicals as regular HRT is getting choked off for anybody under 26 in the US. “Yeah you can take this chemical but your insurance will only pay for it if you promise you’re not a tranny” fuck offffffff!!!!

[transmechanicus]

OH SO THE COUNTERPART “HER” PILLS ARE FOR WEIGHT LOSS WHAT IF I BURIED A PICKAXE IN THE CEO’S SKULL

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[sensorygif]

sensory

[therealstara]

These are what the gifs are called i’m

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[razielim]

that's it that's the nutshell genai is in

[sqrt-73]

screw ray bradburys 6 word poem. here’s my 2 word one:

Keep reading

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[mayorbuds]

talking heads was right

[wokeuplaughing]

how

[mayorbuds]

i do ask myself. how did i get here

[slytherverse]

there is water underground

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[goldcrescent]

My new pet peeve is people completely misunderstanding the term Male Gaze and making the term female gaze based entirely on that misunderstanding

[goldcrescent]

the white boy of the month pushing his hair back and reading poetry for the camera is not the equivalent of the dehumanization of women in visual media by way of presenting them primarily as vessels for sexual gratification