lol that's funny

Hi my name is Khrisstopher, I'm gay, 24 and a creature of the night also I'm from north Philadelphia.

[arcanesciences]

“w is not a vowel”

— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

[amazoogle]

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[123iloveyoutoo]

boomers: *calls gen z stupid* boomers: *calls gen z sensitive* boomers: *calls gen z snowflakes* boomers: *calls gen z gen z: ok boomer boomers:

[pancakepunks]

Besides that, I think climate change and financial inequality are pretty reasonable things to snap over

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[snoozy]

customers go to hell challenge

[dankmemeuniversity]

[deplorablecorpsman]

[lllllllllllilllllllllll-deactiv]

“tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-”

[phoneticmeow]

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

[phoneticmeow]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

[loversdreamersandyou]

[fracturezzzzz]

[turnon]

every time i see a stingray i’m like fuck that guy…. not after what you did to steve jobs

[turnon]

steve jobs…

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[honeybottledrip]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

[shesnake]

did? did tumblr force someone to give up their url bc tommy wiseau asked??

[shesnake]

[spiroandthelacktones]

Let’s run him off the site

[plus-heureuse]

Let’s take a moment to recognize the first time in history that @tumblr has responded to a user complaint.

[mariowiki]

I can’t help but stan

[nultemp]

worst part about being an adult is no longer being able to say “bro we are teens”

[porterr-robinson]

[darkpredator]

Sexy 🔥