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Hello boys and girls. This is my blog. It is little, and broken, but still good. I am Aimée, and I'm super cool and funny and pretty and clever and you should totally follow me cause my blog is great. *cough cough* maybe a lil bit nsfw but I wouldn't expect much

[kingrudegyalchina]

Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills .

#luckymoney

[lamourdemoi-deactivated20220112]

And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑

[kingrudegyalchina]

Amen

[lumull]

guys this works,, i suddenly got £20 in my bank account out of nowhere?? im so happy i can afford to buy lunch every day this week now omg

[guyver]

Ok BUT, i reblogged this before I went to work today l- my check was 30$ more than I expected AND I got 40$ from a friend. So. I mean???

[breelandwalker]

-all the prayer to the money post gods-

[breelandwalker]

Y’ALL I SHIT YOU NOT WE GOT A WEDDING GIFT CHECK FOR $2000 TONIGHT. THIS FUCKING WORKS.

[raleighcarreras]

Please bless me

[ambris]

lol, I could use some $$$ right about now

[foxini-deactivated20181216]

Please?

[ho-ho-ho-mofos]

🍆🍆💦💦👅👅

[inkskinned]

there will be a moment when you realize you are more grown up than your parents are. this is the loss of childhood, my love. it is when you’re standing in the kitchen and one of your parents is screaming about something and you recognize: you will let them win the fight not because you are wrong, but simply because you know that they will keep shouting unless you drop the subject. you expect them to have childish understandings of things. they will hold onto their concept of the world as if it was not a changing thing. they must be right, and they must be somehow more right than you, always, in everything. their idea of control is so necessary to who they are that you just let it go.

this is the moment. you are 11 or 17 or 21. and you realize that you’re more mature than they ever were. 

and in some odd, sad way, this frees you. where they have stagnated, you continue.

[unassumingvenusaur]

…………………………….

so apparently any post with a tag with the word “lesbian” in it is now automatically considered nsfw by this site 

if you search “lesbian” with safe search on nothing comes up

if you search it with safe search off you get porn gifs and the like for straight dudes

homophobia is fun kids 

[deedeethornberry-blog]

[queerlyquinn-deactivated2025031]

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

[justedrecoverythings]

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

[weloveshortvideos]

[bismuth-curious]

WHY IS IT A CHILD

[neckdeep--in--realfriends]

@mushroomsarekindofmything

[mushroomsarekindofmything-deact]

OH MY GOD

[trans-femmefatale]

WHENEVER THE CHILD IN THE BACKGROUND POKE I NEARLY DIED

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

[nattafied-deactivated20200924]

demolish the stereotype that all partners of fat people must be fat admirers/fetishists 

[stabbedinthebaklava-deactivated]

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

[theactorsjourney-deactivated201]

“She son-zoned me, bro.” “Wait, you sure?” “Gave me a homemade lunch with my name on the bag… When I opened it there was a note that said ‘I’m very proud of you.’ ”

[loneozner]

ik some people don’t understand exactly how much anxiety can irrationally prevent you from doing things, even easy things, or how much it can completely stunt your life… it’s garbage tbh and it’s not the same as being nervous, it’s not something you can necessarily just push through, you can be confident in some ways and terrified of other things for reasons that might not even make sense to you, and telling someone to “get over it” is practically a guarantee you’re making them feel even worse, so… yeah

[averagefairy]

do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

i’m christina

[twitterlols]

me

[baddies]

[bahookies]

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

[sleepsafe]

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

[paxamericana]

[v3nice]

Being an adult means realizing $1,000 is a lot to pay but so little to have.