[millionsknives]

can you curry anything else or is it just favor

[millionsknives]

tim

[wolfstrong]

Last night was a tubi original

[cascos-e-caricias]

Italy. Lake Garda | Riva del Garda (1999) by Martin Parr

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[sidebottomjeansbootswiththefur]

[morphimus]

He looks like he’s ducking down to slurp up those mini-kermits like some kinda anteater.

[puppetshell]

When you lay too many eggs and realize your young won't survive with that much competition

[dogpuppy]

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[swordbymyside]

even at my most evil i’m considerate

[hjartasalt]

Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[kianyourefired]

fuckinghate this shitty life

[dogpantry]

he really said you will look upon me and be speechless

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

does anyone know if it’s happening to everybody

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[sacred-portal]

[matchasmallest-deactivated20240]

[lizardsfromspace]

Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

[viridianmasquerade]

This reminds me of when I was a kid and my very Scottish grandma did child minding for extra money. At one point she looked after these three siblings that were adopted from Guatemala. The kids had two moms. It was the 90s and I'm Canadian.

Now, you would think that even in the 90s most adults would see two women who live in the same house and have adopted children together and think "Harold, they're lesbians". My mom certainly did, internally, but my grandma never brought it up, leaving my mom to wonder whether my grandma was being uncharacteristically discreet or if there was something about the situation my mom was misreading.

One day my grandma needed a hand with something to do with the kids, so my mom came over to the house, whereupon she noticed that the two women who lived together slept in one bedroom, and said "ohhh, they're lesbians."

To which my grandmother indignantly rebutted, "they're not lesbians, they're Scottish."

According to my grandmother, you see, it's cold in Scotland, so women live and sleep together all the time and women who do this are not lesbians, because it's cold (????). Therefore, upon noticing two women living together in Western Canada, adopting children together, and sleeping in the same bed together year-round, my grandma had mentally categorized these women as Scottish.

[beemovieerotica]