[viridianmasquerade]

Hey I’m going to be a senior in highschool and really liked what you said in one of your posts. I was wondering if I could use it for my senior quote.

Thanks for being awesome. Over and out.

Yes! Always! I will never not be charmed by this. Feel free to credit me as my username.

[coelasquid]

The scariest thing there is

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[knownqueerbaiter]

generally i find the critique that’s like “i read YA because grown up books are all about boring professors cheating on each other” irritating and shallow but i can’t lie i am sooo bored by cheating in litfic. like im not an evangelical christian or whatever, idgaf about characters doing bad things in fiction, i’m just BORED by it as virtually standard lol

[knownqueerbaiter]

ohhhh you’re an emotionally complex character in a litfic novel? and you’re married? but there’s been infidelity in your marriage? whoaaaaaaaa

[chrispineofficial]

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[artassdumpr]

Reminding the people who matters the most… Javik, obviously. Happy pride folks!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy shit

[tpwrtrmnky]

I do think "literally zero evidence indicates that gatekeeping medical transition does anything to prevent regret, but the harm done by gatekeeping is extensively documented" is a much stronger argument than "regret isn't real" cause there's always going to be some anecdote that puts you in a weak-looking rhetorical position for the latter, but the former is pretty unassailable.

[headspace-hotel]

tags from @queerical

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[bumblebeebats]

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

[bumblebeebats]

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[cardassiangoodreads]

#fandom needs this one

[twasjane]

God there really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[animentality]

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[outofcontextbumblefucks]

i might have actually shed tears about this

[hymnofvalefor]

This evokes a silmular energy to honl

[starcrossed-sky]

please, hink is far less ominous than honl

[were--ralph]

Oops! 22 for me tee hee

[celestial-tadpole]

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

[quasi-normalcy]

I think men would be happier if they wore prettier clothes.