deadass this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen this year
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deadass this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen this year
I got 60 out of 1000 😂
Based on the number of ratings each book has on Goodreads. And if you haven't read them, maybe you can use for a literature bucket list.
There’s literally no shame in your number, could be 0, who cares, have fun and life your life, but it’s a fun compilation of what people have read according to Goodreads!!
literally how hard would it have been for jkr to say something like “listen I was writing it in the 90s, I was inexperienced, I was writing from my own point of view, I didn’t realise how underrepresented a lot of people are, I wasn’t thinking about anything other than the plot, I accept that it’s a little sparse on the diversity front, I can try to be more self aware with my future works” etc etc instead of.. this nonsense
this ones for the girls
the water warriors fighting for access to clean water for all
the teenagers imprisoned for fighting back against oppressive regimes
those fighting for access to education for all
for the future of the planet
for gender equality
for safety and protection from gun violence
for governmental representation and engagement for youths
for the rights of immigrants
for syria and the rights of refugees
for literacy and the representation of WOC in books
for trans and queer rights
for protection of girls against forced marriage and child slavery
i hope that one day we live in a world where children are allowed to just be children, where they dont have to fight tooth and nail for their rights and their futures, but i could not be prouder of this generation
(from top to bottom: Autumn Peltier, Amariyanna “Mari” Copeny, Ahed Tamimi, Malala, Greta Thunberg, Melati and Isabel Wijsen, Artemisa Xakriabá, Ridhima Pandey, Jamie Margolin, Rowan Blanchard, Jaclyn Corin and Emma Gonzalez, Shamma bint Suhail Faris Mazrui, Sophie Cruz, Bana al-Abed, Marley Dias, Jazz Jennings, Sonita Alizadeh, Payal Jangid)
So my boyfriend did a thing.
My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.
It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!
He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.
He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3
I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!
He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.
Then as im ending the game I come across this.
;u;
That is the most adorable thing ever.
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
Baby, You’re Bad | 01
Summary: A drunken, pre-debut mistake comes back to haunt Yoongi when years later you turn up pregnant from the sperm he donated when he was a broke, underground rapper. idol!au, pregnant!reader.
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Eventual Smut
Pairings: Yoongi x Reader, Taehyung x Reader
Word count: 9.5k
Warnings: overuse of the word sperm lol; graphic depiction of artificial insemination; this is an asshole!Yoongi au; Suga when he was Gloss; use of real-life instances for plot purposes; idk some people might not like that.
“Are you ready, Miss___?
No. Yes. No.
Maybe the fertility medication they had you on was making you illogically sentimental, but you felt like bawling your eyes out.
The thin pen-shaped catheter in the doctor’s gloved hands epitomized everything you’d ever wanted. Third time’s the charm, they say. God, you hoped so.
You nodded a little too vigorously. “Yes, please.”
The kind nurse who’d been assigned to you since the beginning of your treatment chuckled from beside the ultrasound machine. If the doctor was amused at your enthusiasm, she didn’t let it show. She bent her head between your stirruped legs.
You were beyond any kind of embarrassment now, no stranger to a doctor tinkering with your vagina to get you pregnant. This was your third IUI. If you could, you’d shout it from the rooftops. If climbing the Everest and planting a flag at the summit that said “I want a fucking child!” got you pregnant, you would. If could just blast off to space—
“This might feel a little uncomfortable.”, the doctor, Kim Yeri, warned, adjusting the speculum wedged down there.
“I know.”
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Saya bilang, kesenian yang baik biasanya merupakan biografi senimannya, biografi yang disamarkan di sana sini
Sujiwo Tejo dalam 'Rahvayana 2, Ada yang Tiada'
Bahwa tak ada baik dan buruk. Semua orang berlepotan kebaikan. Semua orang berlepotan keburukan
Sujiwo Tejo, ‘Rahvayana 2, Ada yang Tiada’
Yes yes yes! I support Rick. We have an endless surplus of this journey, I know you'll share the country and momentum is only going to create jobs. We need to be right there with us. We have an endless surplus of voting begins. This is so many incredible voters. Tell your help. What a month! Tell your help, Because of this campaign. Make a statement, but we take the broad support Rick has. This is only going to our future strength and ask them to win. Our team has it going! We have an endless surplus of your friends and their super PACs. That is only possible because millions of this election. #IStandWithRick #RickForAll !!!!
CHOOSE RICK!! FOR THE BETTER TUMBLR GOVERNMENT!!
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{Akashi & Aomine} by Fujimaki Tadatoshi
Dear X
Dear X, you're the Ken for my Barbie. But Barbie is unrealistic bitch and Ken is a homosexual dude, so yeah, we can't never be together