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Straight Lesbian (straightbian): being a straight man and lesbian woman, fluidly or simultaneously. So basically femaric girlboy/male-female/boygirl individuals (ambigender/binaryfluid), experiencing both manhood and womanhood while attracted to women.

See also: larimarian (mlw wlw), orbisian/trixic (nblw), feminamoric romeric (diamoric mlw), duaric sapphic, woma(n)-, gyne-/gyno-, fem-/fin- and calderaic (gai strayt).

~ Kau

mokeonn

op please do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up

glumshoe

When did hikers develop the collective impulse to stack rocks and make obnoxious, useless decorative cairns at every park and river they visit? I don’t remember seeing them as a kid except as trail markers, but now they’re EVERYWHERE. What part of “leave no trace” don’t people understand?

britney-j-christ

I'm gonna leave a trace and it's gonna be a cool ass rock tower in the woods :D

glumshoe

Please don’t!

If you want to build rock towers, get your own rocks and build them at home. That’s perfectly fine. But rocks provide vital habitat for wildlife, especially in stream bed; moving and stacking them leaves them without shelter, crushes them, exposes their eggs, and leads to soil erosion and bank destruction. Leave them where they are.

Furthermore, cairns are used as trail markers to indicate routes. Creating pointless cairns for funzies and Instagram can actually be dangerous to other hikers who rely on them for navigation, and immensely frustrating for rangers. We don’t say “leave no trace” to be mean--we’re trying to protect both the environment and our visitors.

tricktster

this is actually a big problem on some trails and riverbeds in Vermont. So many assholes are grubbing around for the perfect rocks to stack that it’s causing genuinely serious issues with trail erosion, habitat destruction, and boy oh boy can you not trust a trail marker anymore. stop making cairns.

I do, however, have a cool alternative. whenever you’re going for a hike or even a ramble somewhere outdoors, grab an empty trash bag to take with you, and make a goal of trying to fill it with the garbage that careless assholes dumped out in the woods. instagram that shit, show off how superior and connected with mother earth you are by cleaning her up. if we’re talking about the meditative practice of being in balance with nature, jesus, you can’t do much better than leaving a place better than it was when you found it. plus you get to be so insufferably smug about it, dude, it’s the best.

likethemusiq-deactivated2021022

Happy Black History Month

paxamericana

cookingwithroxy

Ah, New York.

rrrromeo

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

rrrromeo

you guys think I’m joking??

internet-slavery

he looks like colonel sanders

artible

pissvortex

never trust these hoes with idealized utopia islands and all cute cat villagers. when they aren’t posting pastel screenshots of their island they’re beating the shit out of their unwanted villagers with a net until they move away

wangwizard

Coulda stopped four words in, playa

pissvortex

highways-are-liminal-spaces

Quarantine gothic, or the utterly disconcerting image of a closed Waffle House

pulmosan-deactivated20200908

fuck.

#this is serious

scotchymemes

Intimidation Meme

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING. 😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you. 😃 - To me, you are easy to approach. 😊 - I think you are a really friendly person. 😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you. 😐 - You seem a little distant from others. 😓 - I feel like you would not really like me. 😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you. 😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you. 😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool. 😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork. 😧 - Senpai, notice me???? 😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you. 😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot. 😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to. 😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes. 💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

#i'm not turning anon back on though #you can ask me not to share your message publicly though