Kickaha of the Art

Reality is vastly overrated.

[kickahaota]

I haven’t shared my ref sheet in ages, so here ya go. Artistic foxyote rendering by esteemed WizLicos.

[kickahaota]

Continuing Sonic Lego therapy. I am excessively amused by the fact that you finish every major step of this build by giving Sonic a chaos gem.

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[kickahaota]

Sometimes, when you start to feel like jumping off a high place, you need to stop and build an airplane.

[crizbn]

Just because it's old doesn't mean that software tools can't be incredibly effective.

Good luck finding any of those expansion diskettes, though.

(Keeping with previous years, this Octransfur piece got away from me a bit. But anyhow, here's Day 2 - Utility, a comm for Activehenry~)

[calliecho]

Octransfur 01 | Adventure [C - Lockely]

An Octransfur commission for Lockely. Thank you so much for your patronage! Image Description: A custom Pokémon Trading Card Game card. In the background, a young man walks down a path leading from a Pokémon Lab on Route 1. On his belt is a single Pokéball. An inserted panel shows inside of the Pokéball, where Lockely is transforming into an Eevee. = == === == = Please fave, comment, and watch – it’s really appreciated! Drawn in Procreate on iPad Pro

[kickahaota]

Bush smiling

Trickster Tip: Pranks, like other life experiences, are often best enjoyed with the benefit of distance and cover. Concealed foxyote by esteemed WizLicos (licographics.com) .

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[leftoversalad]

[kickahaota]

I can't think about this on a Tuesday.

[kickahaota]

There are days where nothing goes right. Days when the very nature of the universe seems excessive, uncalled-for. Days when the only thing that can salvage the situation is a 3.78-pound chunk of pre-sliced boneless ham. This has been one of those days.

[acesentialsketches]

One of those "I can't sleep until I finish this" pieces.

Never done a piece that evokes a multimedia feel before.

Rowena's become a pretty meaningful character for me in the fairly short time I've had her.

The original concept was always the form being pieced together, but initially I planned on it being like magical glowing lines. A bout of inspiration directed me to go for a scrapbooking look instead.

[jo-v-ie]

[tamlin12]

kobold dance

[eggskie]

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werehog. but ball. he's too heavy and uncoordinated to actually spindash so he just kinda rolls around

[acesentialsketches]

The rest of the Restoration Auxiliary Team's meeting was completely derailed as the conversation shifted to the massive cookie Lyka brought in and whether it was store bought or made in the RATs Nest.

[kickahaota]

This is my new best friend. You may not touch him.

I designed a little stand for him last night.

[and-corn]

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

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[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[payasita]

[a ticket reads that a customer wants their burger cut in half]

-"What the hell why are they so picky??? That's like for kids. That's like something my DAD would-- wait i don't have a dad-- that's like something my MOM would do"

-"BRO WHY ARE YOU CUSSING ME OUT IN SPANISH???" for some reason shouted so loudly that customers still in line all start laughing

-i open the restaurant and notice the kitchen is still kind of dirty and try to glean who closed last night, and i overhear two of the boys talking about yesterdaay

me: "so, you helped in the kitchen last night?"

IMMEDIATELY: "IT WASNT ME I JUST DID THE FRYERS LAST NIGHT"

me: "I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET"

[payasita]

i accidentally tripped over a gas line while trying to clean behind the stove and made a loud fear noise and the kid helping me clean the kitchen goes "dude your screams scare me. They remind me of when i accidentally step on my dog's tail"

[payasita]

the Real Adult in charge went to go give someone a break in another store and I'm chilling in ours for a bit and 5 mins one of the girls rushes up to me like "DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE AN ATTIC?"

I did. I have never seen the attic so I go check it out and there's already like three of them up there

me: the fuck are you guys doing???

clerk: they wanna do the grimace challenge up there

[payasita]

one of them has never heard of vampires

[payasita]

update about this one because another coworker wouldnt let it go: he insists he's Heard of them but thought they were, quote, "like, really big bats"

[payasita]

Clerk 1: dude don't mix that isn't it like toxic? What are the chemicals you're not supposed to mix--

me: WHAT'S IN THE SINK.

Clerk 2: We're trying to clean the sink

me: Which cleaners did you MIX

Clerk 3: All of it

me: DRAIN IT.

[one brief emergency explanation about never mixing cleaners and what mustard gas is]

Clerk 1: oh yeah didn't they use that during like world war two

Me: yeah man it's like, a war crime now. It's just such a horrible way to die that we can't use it anymore

Clerk 2: wait fr???

Clerk 3: ohh. What about opium?

Me: ...what?

Clerk 3: like the opium war.

Me:

[one brief emergency explanation about what the opium war was later]

[payasita]

Explained to the two boys helping me in the kitchen why we submerge our lettuce at night to help it keep. They proceed to have a conversation where one is absolutely messing with the other by trying to convince him that both lettuce and reptiles are living things that need to be soaked to survive, and are therefore related. he speaks with so much conviction and just keeps doubling down and the other one just gets increasingly angrier and I'm just trying not to crack up over the fryers

and then the exasperated kid whirls around at me and goes "IS LETTUCE REPTILES???" and I lose my fucking mind

[payasita]

I run this place with one other person who i Do Not Like and the kids are well aware of our stupid restaurant manager beef and love to gossip

They keep moving shit to inconvenient locations and I hate it and keep having to move shit back, then once on my day off they decided to call in help and move my Entire Fucking Kitchen around and I was real fucking pressed about it for like the rest of the week (put off opening the next morning to move all the big ass machines and fryers back my damned self to establish territory or whatever)

A week later one of the really sweet girls who helps me in the kitchen goes "hey I have a confession. me and (other kid) were there while they were moving your kitchen and we knew you'd hate it. I was going to say something"

"Oh no worries, it's not really your responsibility to go between us like that"

"no no, I was going to tell her to at least ask you about it first but then I was like 'hmmm....let's see how this plays out'. for the drama."

"...ok I guess I should probably be mad but that's actually really fucking funny"

[payasita]

today i turned around and saw this