Chris the Mew

Howdy! I'm Chris. I'm a shapeshifter who draws cute stuff~ To find other places you can find me (along with commission information), check out my carrd: https://crizbn.carrd.co/

[crizbn]

This is what happens when you don't wear proper PPE: you become our new mascot for lab safety~

(A two-part accompaniment / prologue to the badges I made for SedaWolf, whom I can confirm is a very good puppy!)

[crizbn]

It's a wonderful feeling to look in the mirror and finally see the version of yourself that was always within you. Nobody could ever turn you back~

(An overdue TFTuesday / pride commission for RozaTheYinglet on FA~)

[crizbn]

"If it's all the same with you guys, I think I'm gonna head back to the room. This weather is disagreeing with me, and I think it's about to rain..."

(A quick drawover for both Riolu Day and Anthrocon. Yes, it really was that hot! Or at least it was until the storms came. ^^;)

[crizbn]

I forgot to post this before heading to Anthrocon, but here are the double-sided badges I made for SedaWolf. It's always fun to drag another pal to the world of Pokémon~

(I'll share the full sequence later, probably after the convention)

[crizbn]

Watch where you step! A "helpful" mythical might decide you need a few upgrades to steady your gait.

(An experimental animated commission for Reggie and Nick666101~)

[crizbn]

"Who wants a big, warm bear hug~?"

(A pride month comm for Arcamedes~ The pun wrote itself. >W<)

[twiggyart6]

I love this lil rainbow a lot….. wanted to draw them with my Eridian Grace :] hope dats okie with u @sharkfiinn <3

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[crizbn]

Embracing who you are can be plenty stylish~

(A pride month comm for the clever, cookie-loving Riolu, Mato~)

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[crizbn]

"Watch out! Widest birthday boy coming through!"

If you make your friend a couch for his birthday, then they'll always be comfortable~

(A quick bit of object show-ification fun for Joltink's birthday. And no, we don't have any plans to turn him back~) (Also featuring SgtPieman & Mato~)

[crizbn]

"I see why you wanted me to turn into a flammie now; we look great!"

"Yup! And you're cute just like me, too~"

"Yeah! …I'm not a plushie, though."

"Don't worry, just give it a second…"

(A commission for Trask that happily fits right into Pride Month~)

[crizbn]

"Hey Chris, did I ever tell you that I learned Reversal~?"

Master pranksters like myself should always keep these important truths in mind: Turnabout is fair play, and your friends know your classic tricks just as well as you do.

(A little double TFTuesday comm for Kit~)

[crizbn]

Experience the latest innovation in electric massage chairs! Sit back and feel your aches, pains, and old form melt away~

(A commission for Gaffy. No refunds. ;3)

[crizbn]

"Psst… Hey! Fairy! Don't act suspicious, but I think this guy's been following us all day…"

"Oh boy... Forget Ganon. Just leaving the starting area will be a miracle at this rate."

(A post-TF commission for Grandiose. Despite Soot keeping 5 more IQ points than the average bombchu, we might be stuck like this for a while…)

[crizbn]

"Thought you could get around our entry rules? Sorry, Pichu, butt these rules can't be broken, literally!"

Trying to sneak two adults into the water park with a single kid ticket probably wasn't the best idea, but hindsight is 20/20. ^^;

(A topsy-turvy TFTuesday commission for FlareonIRL~)