☆*+★ Lee ★+*☆

☆★ven enfrentame aqui. ven pregunta por mi★☆ MINORS/MEN DNI • cat dad • grass entrepreneur • public nuisance • they/them • 22 • butch lesbian • atx

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

i live everyday like it's 2014 and vine is still alive

[dogpuppy]

[flanbolt]

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

told her i can do a spot on vic fuentes impression (specifically in disasterology) and now i regret it because it's actually really embarrassing how accurate it is🫢

[lizzizzeee]

I genuinely think tumblr hates me bro,WHY THE FUCK my post only reaches 3 people every time omg

[mediocre-author-lol]

I forgot that I have to do the dishes

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

i bought eyebrow bleach because i think my cold dead heart has feelings... mostly looking to fuck myself up for the weekend😁

do we fw butches that have bleached brows??

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

i dropped my phone on my toe and it's THROBBING?!?!! my phone can't be thattt heavy i only have 2 contacts🙄 and one of them is my parole officer

[morbidblooduse]

taking flavour requests

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

sometimes i think folks don't realize ozempic isn't a weight loss drug, the wrong people just abuse it that way. it treats diabetic caused thyroid issues. my roommate just got DRAGGED for using the shot when in reality it's helping his brain fog and his kidneys. it's literally curing his hypothyroidism

not to mention ozempic is a drug you're temporarily supposed to be on, my roommate is only on it until his metabolism heals enough to not kill his kidneys

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

sitting here dick out and erect (i didn't have any laundry done so i'm wearing the strap boxers while i wash the rest)

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

sometimes when my cat is naughty, i retaliate with showing him videos of those car furr needle felting crafts. then i tell him if he doesn't behave he'll be bald and i'm gonna have a new pair of socks.

i'm not sure y'all are gonna be proud of me for that🥴

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

it's a lot of "do you wanna be a bald 30 year old man??" and "you're 30 in cat years, that means you're a man. please stop licking my elbow like a 30 year old creep"

[kicks-from-causing-agony]

sometimes when my cat is naughty, i retaliate with showing him videos of those car furr needle felting crafts. then i tell him if he doesn't behave he'll be bald and i'm gonna have a new pair of socks.

i'm not sure y'all are gonna be proud of me for that🥴

[the-efemmeral]

my top five horror stories:

1. men following me

2. men liking my posts

3. men reblogging my posts

4. men reading my blog

5. men in my DMs

[xxxvampbarbiexxx]

I let men follow me till they start interacting with my reblogs too much…I don’t want to see your ugly profile pic in my notifications