How the lieutenants would react (if the captains confessed their love)
As requested by anon. :)
What if each of the captains suddenly and sincerely confessed their love to their lieutenants? How would those lieutenants react?
And I decided to go the post-Aizen (pre-end) squads…meaning that I left out Squad 11 (because Yachiru) and Squad 12 (because incest). Please enjoy!
1. Squad 5
Hinamori: Yeah, yeah, I know you do, Captain.
Shinji: I-I’m confessing my love here, Momo! The least you could do is look up from your book!
Hinamori: You confess your love to people every other day, Captain.
Shinji: But I mean it this time!
Hinamori: Uh-huh. Of course you do.
Shinji: YOU’RE STILL NOT LOOKING UP
2. Squad 13
Rukia: Captain…I don’t really know what to say.
Rukia: This seems a little…awkward?
Rukia: Especially with Kiyone and Sentaro both screaming hysterically in the background.
Rukia: Just, so much screaming.
Ukitake: I-I didn’t know they were there!
3. Squad 2
Omaeda: A-are you dying?
Omaeda: Wait, no, you wouldn’t do something like this if you were dying…
Omaeda: Am *I* dying?
Omaeda: No that doesn’t make sense either!
Omaeda: Captain! Please! Just tell me who’s dying!
Soi Fon: I knew emotions were a mistake.
4. Squad 8
Nanao: Okay but are we sure you’re not my uncle? The manga was not very clear.
Kyoraku: I wouldn’t be confessing my love if I were your uncle, Nanao-chan!
Nanao: Well, okay…
Nanao: THEN WHAT YOU DOING THAT IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR TOWARD YOUR SUBORDINATE!!
Kyoraku: S-so cold, Nano-chan!
5. Squad 7
Iba: And I love you too, Captain!
Komamura: You know I mean this in a romantic way, right, Iba?
Iba: I did not realize that, no!
Iba: But I do in fact still love you, Captain!
Komamura: Romantically?
Iba: May I have some time to think about that, Captain?
Komamura: All the time you need!
Iba: Thank you Captain!
6. Squad 3
Kira: Do you know what the flower of Squad 3 is, Captain? It’s the marigold.
Kira: The flower of despair.
Kira: That is what our squad represents - despair.
Rose: So….are you saying you don’t love me back?
Kira: You just confessed your love to a zombie with a penchant for beheading birds.
Kira: I am just saying - you’re in the right squad.
7. Squad 4
Isane: C-Captain Unohana, I had no idea!
Isane: I-I don’t know what to say…
Isane: How could you be in love with someone like me? I’m tall, I’m clumsy, I’m ugly, I-
Unohana: Do not say such things about the woman I love, Isane.
Isane: C-Captain!
8. Squad 1
Sasakibe: I-I can’t believe it…
Sasakibe: After all these years…
Sasakibe: All these years of waiting…hoping…
Sasakibe: Refusing to stop being your lieutenant no matter what…
Sasakibe: It finally happened!
Sasakibe: I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD AND ALSO THE ENGLISH QUEEN
Yamamoto: …been keeping some feelings bottled, huh?
9. Squad 10
Matsumoto: Aww, I love you too, Captain!
Matsumoto: Boop!
Matsumoto: I booped you on the nose!
Matsumoto: …
Matsumoto: You suddenly look so angry and I don’t know why.
10. Squad 9 (Hisagi)
Hisagi: THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
Hisagi: I JUST CAN’T STOP SMILING
Kensei: I may have made a terrible mistake.
11. Squad 9 (Mashiro)
Mashiro: Huh??? What are you Kensei, stupid???
Kensei: HEY I’M TRYING TO CONFESS MY LOVE HERE
12. Squad 6
Renji: …
Renji: …
Renji: …
Byakuya: Did you not hear me, Renji? I said that I am in love with you.
Renji: Is, uh, this like when you told me your zanpakuto cuts your hair and I thought you were serious and then it turned out you were kidding and I felt dumb?
Byakuya: No this is like when I was recovering in bed and told you I had something to tell you and then Kurosaki Ichigo suddenly appeared in the window shouting.
Byakuya: Which is why you must reply promptly. I am sure the “cock block” (as the humans say) will be here any moment now.
Byakuya: Kurosaki Ichigo can sense romantic moments.
Byakuya: He knows.
Byakuya (whispers): He wants to ruin them.
Renji: THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH TO PROCESS















