Kid-offical

*panicked*

Villain, my friend, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

- @villain-offical

I'm good now. I'm a joyous and whimsical individual okay

(I'm assuming @supervillain-offical)

supervillain-offical

You-you’re WHAT?!

How could you DO THIS to me?!

(Nope, it’s your evil conscience! /silly)

I know, I know. It must be... A very distressing betrayal for you. But y'know how it is. We have to be arch nemeses now. That's how it works

*Shrug*

supervillain-offical

W-what?!

Who did this to you?! You never would choose this, you literally LOVE evil!

Everyone changes, Savi

Father I sure love doing evil may I please have the permission of you father to continue doing evil

since you have asked

I can be evil and get snacks Mr Villain

Y'know what sure, I like snacks muhahaha...

Snak

Please

Goob

3rte

Gonna draw all the main characters (now including Kid and Froggie) of my fic

@youtube-kid-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @kid-offical @printer-offical @real-human-offical

Already did Froggie

#nice

what is a “speder”

-@kid-offical

Spiders are our most valuable allies, my horrid little homunculus son

spidor scury

satan-offical

YOUNG MAN

You're a man who is young

I SAID YOUNG MAN

You are not an old man

wah:D

hihihiiiii

@toddler-offical

hiiihihihii

Ahahshahahahhshajwjsiwijdwishwoshsjsii(sobbing)

-@kid-offical

dont cryyyyy

have some garlic bread instead

can i pretty please be the cult leader

@garlic-bread-cult-offical can @kid-offical be the cult leader?

@kid-offical is banned from going anywhere near the cult due to what happened last time.

😔

Ahahshahahahhshajwjsiwijdwishwoshsjsii(sobbing)

-@kid-offical

dont cryyyyy

have some garlic bread instead

can i pretty please be the cult leader

@garlic-bread-cult-offical can @kid-offical be the cult leader?

pleaseeeee

Ahahshahahahhshajwjsiwijdwishwoshsjsii(sobbing)

-@kid-offical

dont cryyyyy

have some garlic bread instead

childrens-entertainer-offical

can i pretty please be the cult leader

Hi friends!

I’m here to teach everything your parents really should be but they can’t be bothered so they put you in front of the tv, with me!

so, important lessons your parents should be teaching you;

AI BAD.

AI SO BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE.

WORSE THAN THE BASE LEVEL STUFF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW IS BAD.

ITS BAD IN SO MANY WAYS.

Don’t AI

My whole purpose is to help your creativity flourish! AI is the exact opposite of that.

Yes. AI is my exact opposite. Not worthy of being a rival. The children’s entertainer will not subdue to you.

toddler-offical

woahhh t hank u for teeching us

childrens-entertainer-offical

Anytime, kid 🫶

work on your spellings some more though first🫶

hiii

teach me your ways @obsesseddemonlord-offical

Why would I? Why *should* I? There can only be one…

@villain-offical Shall I get rid of this one..?

All I wanna do is wear his skin tho 😞

WHAT?! No! How dare you, don’t lay a finger on his precious skin! I am appalled, utterly perplexed as to why you believe I would help you achieve such an egregious task 👿

we could where his skin and both wear him like a big onzie

Eugh! And touch you? You truly think I would stoop to such a low. I have class, dear, standards which you do not live up to.

I don’t even believe I would fit in a skin suit of his, I don’t think you realize how much space my demonic appendages take up….

but we already live under his mattress so I think we would fit also I think we could just put a bed between us so we don’t touch each other

We? Actually, you, honey. I sleep in my own cave a few floors below his because he snores loud asf even if he doesn’t admit it.

Looking at you, Lain.

*blushes*

…..Why are you looking at me like that…

*crawls into pains skin*

*Swats at @villain-offical’s skin to get you out* CEASE, YOU IRREPUTABLE CREATURE

*walks into the room*

Wgat the fuck are you doing in my life sized mannequin of myself

AHHHHHHHHHHHUHHUUUHHHHH

(Grumble) Here's my lunch money or whatever. I need to join your dad's club.

@villain-offical

(Bruv did you fumble this ask @bully-offical)

*eats money* eww *spits it out*

can I be the leeeader

-@kid-offical

I am already the leader of the garlic bread cult?

You should probably go to the daycare center...

@john-doe-offical ?

pleeesee

You WILL make my son the leader of your cult. I demand it 🫵

He's had something of an allergic reaction to garlic bread, I don't think that's a good idea.

However, considering he is your son, could you please make him go to like, a hospital or something, considering allergic reactions are not healthy

am allergic to hospitals 😔

That's not- please just leave.

But I wanna be leader?

Alright. How about this. You can make your own cult? One that you're not allergic to.

b.But I love garlic bread 😔 😢

john-doe-offical

kid. I’m reconsidering my role right now

ok! This is fine!

How about we get you a coloring book with garlic bread? Or we can make garlic bread out of clay?

Bud I wanna be that laader

john-doe-offical

you sure are the leader of this daycare because I’m definitely not

i aulso wanna be leader of the garlic bread

can I be the leeeader

-@kid-offical

I am already the leader of the garlic bread cult?

You should probably go to the daycare center...

@john-doe-offical ?

pleeesee

You WILL make my son the leader of your cult. I demand it 🫵

He's had something of an allergic reaction to garlic bread, I don't think that's a good idea.

However, considering he is your son, could you please make him go to like, a hospital or something, considering allergic reactions are not healthy

am allergic to hospitals 😔

That's not- please just leave.

But I wanna be leader?

Alright. How about this. You can make your own cult? One that you're not allergic to.

b.But I love garlic bread 😔 😢

john-doe-offical

kid. I’m reconsidering my role right now

ok! This is fine!

How about we get you a coloring book with garlic bread? Or we can make garlic bread out of clay?

Bud I wanna be that laader

can I be the leeeader

-@kid-offical

I am already the leader of the garlic bread cult?

You should probably go to the daycare center...

@john-doe-offical ?

pleeesee

You WILL make my son the leader of your cult. I demand it 🫵

He's had something of an allergic reaction to garlic bread, I don't think that's a good idea.

However, considering he is your son, could you please make him go to like, a hospital or something, considering allergic reactions are not healthy

am allergic to hospitals 😔

That's not- please just leave.

But I wanna be leader?

Alright. How about this. You can make your own cult? One that you're not allergic to.

b.But I love garlic bread 😔 😢

can I be the leeeader

-@kid-offical

I am already the leader of the garlic bread cult?

You should probably go to the daycare center...

@john-doe-offical ?

pleeesee

You WILL make my son the leader of your cult. I demand it 🫵

He's had something of an allergic reaction to garlic bread, I don't think that's a good idea.

However, considering he is your son, could you please make him go to like, a hospital or something, considering allergic reactions are not healthy

am allergic to hospitals 😔

That's not- please just leave.