DOUCHEBAG

The New Kid

[kidanew]

priv, headcanon based! ( Follows back from @sideblogstation )

[atechalk]

…   she   interpreted   their   persistent   silence   not   as   a   conscious   choice ,   but   an   inflicted   curse ,   and   spent   many   days   brewing   dubious   concoctions   in   an   effort   to   return   their   voice   to   them .   (   credit .   @kidanew   and   twitch .   )

[kidanew]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNY!!! THEY JUMP UP AND DOWN!!! @bravest

[kidanew]

NEW KID simply holds out a rock, one found from a session of throwing rocks at cars she found himself invited to, well more followed along. there was a curled indent along the round face of the rock that made her think a whale face... which stan quickly corrected to looking like an ass. (❛ i found this cool rock that made me think of you. ❜)

A quick side glance was tossed Stan's way at the remark, his presence otherwise unacknowledged as Douchebag leaned forward to inspect the rock. To the unaccustomed their reaction would be rather lackluster, the corner of their lip twitching upwards for a moment. It hardly betrayed the utter excitement that lurked just beneath the surface.

" . . ! " So cool so cool so cool so cool-

Their own hands went up, cupped together as they looked at the other in silent request. Even if just for a a moment, they desired to hold it.

[lightningjacket]

kidanew​:

“ . . ? ” Selfie?

“ ! ! ! ” Selfie!!

                     another follow, another step toward their millions and millions of dollars from sweet franchise revenue as THE COON promised.   NEW KID extends their arm above with their front camera on, mirroring their images back at them and she looks to them in anticipation – although it didn’t quite show on her face, if not at all.

[kidanew]

Shuffling into frame, the kid wasted no time getting into prime selfie position. They weren't typically the expressive type, but it was something about a photo that always cracked the usual wall of monotony that encased them. They posed, throwing up a peace sign for good measure. + ONE FOLLOWER!

[kidanew]

Slow blinks at you like a cat.

[lightningjacket]

             ...

           ... (SELFIE?)

[kidanew]

" . . ? " Selfie?

" ! ! ! " Selfie!!

[kidanew]

Slow blinks at you like a cat.

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?

[coloradohell-deactivated2023101]

kidanew​:

For as close as they were to the boys, they still weren’t exactly safe from random bouts of assholery. At first they’d thought someone else had finally discovered the sunken spaceship at the bottom of Stark’s but the second they’d approached it’s edge a pair of hands shoved them into the water.

They wouldn’t have minded too much, if it weren’t for their phone being in their pocket. Sighing quietly, they looked back up at Bebe. Maybe they did need a change of pace, they have been neglecting their privileges as an honorary girl.

“ . . ! ”

They seemed excited about the shopping suggestion— well, as excited as they ever look about anything.

  》         she knew the shopping spree invitation would work! god, she’s so good at this. fighting the urge to do a visible cheer about herself, bebe starts to herd the new kid away with one of the biggest smiles she ever had in her lifetime.

                “ fuck yeah! this is one of the greatest decisions of your life, you know. come on! i’ll even treat you, just this once, for this momentous occasion, “ she continues to lead them towards the shopping mall in town with an unsettling fast pace. “ ooh, do you have any preferences? brands, scents, anything? personally, i really love dior, versace, and escada. you seem like the kind of person to like the sweet-smelling ones, though–probably because you’re so sweet, new kid! “

                she’s talking at a rapid speed now–there’s no going back now. shopaholic mode bebe is taking over.

[kidanew]

" . . ! "

Bebe's own enthusiasm continued to rub off on them as the two headed for the mall, a slight skip in their step as they thought about what they might wear. It was no secret they quite enjoyed the consume portion of the games the boys played, but they never really considered dressing up just for fun.

They shrugged at her inquiry to their preferences, planning on simply rolling with whatever the mall had displayed during their visit. The additional comment caught them by surprise, however, leaving their gaze mostly glued to the floor. They were?

" . . ? "

[coloradohell-deactivated2023101]

@kidanew​​ continued from here.

   》         oh. so the new kid thinks they’re hilarious. no, he doesn’t like the music, and no, he most definitely did not enjoy the way that douchebag stared him in the eyes. he cannot fucking believe the audacity of this bitch!

               “ new kid, “ kyle pressed his lips into a firm line, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment. “ don’t do this to me right now. we are not fucking listening to music that sounds like a xylophone piss stream on our drive. “

               “ and stop touching the volume wheel, asshole, i’m not getting yelled at for this blasting in my car. i know you have music that isn’t this, “ a bluff, but he’s trying to save his ears.

[kidanew]

" . . . "

Sighing, they seemed to concede for a moment. The song was turned off and it seemed like they were searching for something else, eventually they settled on their next pick.

Swinging their legs as they continued to fiddle with the audio, setting it just shy of full volume,

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[kidanew]

i'm playing through the games again </3

[kidanew]

❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❜ - stan! (verse is your choice!)

“ . . . ”

That was.. nice, surprisingly nice. They blinked, looking over to Stan. Putting a hand on his shoulder, they patted him lightly. It was nice to know– that they were someone he felt he could confide in. It’s not like they’d go and tell anybody what he said, not that they’d ever want to.

[kidanew]

❛ don’t make me regret giving you the aux cord. ❜ - stan or kyle!

Their stare remained unbroken as they plugged their phone in, scrolled through some music, and finally settled on something.

“ . . . ”

Incrementally, they fiddled with the volume. Their expression was flat as ever, but there was almost a mischievous glint in their eye. Do you like the music, Kyle?

[coloradohell-deactivated2023101]

   》         “ so, my advice? don’t. play. nice. don’t look back, don’t think twice, and definitely don’t let doubt get in the way. i believe you can do it, new kid, really! the boys have nothing on you, “ bebe pats their back with an encouraging smile. “ really, they reek, anyway. you’re always welcome to come perfume shopping with us, if you want to stave that off! we’d love to have you. “

⤷  @kidanew​ liked for a lyric starter! a sympathetic ear - a strange loop.

[kidanew]

For as close as they were to the boys, they still weren’t exactly safe from random bouts of assholery. At first they’d thought someone else had finally discovered the sunken spaceship at the bottom of Stark’s but the second they’d approached it’s edge a pair of hands shoved them into the water.

They wouldn’t have minded too much, if it weren’t for their phone being in their pocket. Sighing quietly, they looked back up at Bebe. Maybe they did need a change of pace, they have been neglecting their privileges as an honorary girl.

“ . . ! ”

They seemed excited about the shopping suggestion— well, as excited as they ever look about anything.

[qweenbeeb]

@kidanew​ hit that ❤️  

Bebe was silent as she wiped off her bloody kneecap before placing a bandage over the cut. Just another downside of getting roped in some stupid game the boys invented. “You didn’t have to get involved, ya know? I can take care of myself.”

[kidanew]

They paused scanning the area for any remaining members of the enemy team, blinking before they turned back to her. Sure, they didn’t have to get involved. Didn’t mean they didn’t want to.

“ . . . ”

Digging into their bag, they offered her a bag of chips health potion. She seemed like she could use a break.

[kidanew]

Just saw the dinner scene again no one hmu