im totally not a kidnapper, trust me

handing out free candy | technically im not an actual kidnapper because everyone is willingly here, they love me (right?) Join us in the van, it's fun

[kidnaps-you]

The people that I've kidnapped are willingly here:

@thee0ne-with-rabies

@maryland-officially

@four-leafed-queer-gal

@sentientballofpeas

@theetherealraphael (ily <33)

@ankoku-teion

@jaydove-writes

@irishfry

@bored-dromaeosaur

@president-worm-official

@violet-hady

@theshelteredbrat

@international-waters-frfr

@totally-india

@officially-dorset

@the-real-gmail

@forrestreblogsrandomshit

@mofusand-official

@microsoft-edge-real

@0tter-of-chaos

@but-aint-this-texas

@th3r4t48-p3t-r3t

@amul-unofficial

@totally-china

@neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies

@silvers-not-home (and littles the cat :D)

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@sleepy-boy-shit

@walmart-the-official

@schlorb

@udnergecko

@coffee-and-spite

@jarrythan

@trans-army-real

@washington-offical

@greyhound-official

@i-make-things-into-faces

@nintendo-3ds-official

@bagelofchaos

@definitely-mihoyo

@eatheire

@seagull9111

@sergeant-jasper

@theasexualagent

@a-crazy-little-goblin

@goth-claudiaa

@shakespeare-official-account (ily <33)

@itscthulhubitch (took me 4 tries to get ur name right ToT)

@the-real-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@crane-detector

@definitely-waste-management

Pls if i forget to add anyone, just send me an ask

Stuff we have in da van:

Garlic bread, candy, HRT, cool merch (any fandoms), blankets, pillows, blåhaj, hot chocolate, cool people... :D

UPDATE: THE VAN HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO A SCHOOL BUS TO FIT MORE PEOPLE :D

[kidnaps-you]

Tumblr is NOT letting me add more @'s so I'll just do this

@constant-bi-panic

@obviously-pokemon-go

@bayern-der-freistaat

@urlocaldisaster

@characters-with-garlic-bread

@theetherealraphael2

@official-saxony

@7-eleven-real

@mikeschmidt68

@theposttaster

@the-one-and-only-moldy-cheese

@wh-ok-then

@haunted-vespera

@criticallyaddictedtomilk

@replacing-vowels-with-oob

@whotftooklordofthefrogsfromme

@ineffable-ezra

@ivankaramazov07

@decider-of-fate

@azerwazers

@evil-maryland

@alternate-apologist

@justsomeominousthreats

@totally-ebay

@i-tag-random-stuff

@ravensdecent36

@yahooo-official

@hilo-daily (*looks at you with suspicion*)

@india-official

@totally-dairy-queen

@putting-iris-in-places

@merlinsvibeplace

@theunofficialirs 's large swan, toddd

@mmmm-daily

@surgery-daily

@cccc-daily

@good-and-evil-daily

@bad-gimmick-thief

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@los-camp-daily

@self-ish-daily

@in-case-i-die-daily

@chuuya-apologist

@a-new-found-land

@aredeemantagonist

@dav-the-goose

@microphone-blazeball

@breaththewater

@miku-binder-trump-official

@the-latin-normal-album-daily

@lfthcs-daily

Also, excuse me if i forget anyone. This is a very hard gimmick to keep up with and i have homework to do

These are the van and bus btw:

Looks crusty from the outside but they're very cozy on the inside :3

(School bus image made my @but-aint-this-texas ily, thanks)

[kidnaps-you]

Update on the van!!

@goth-claudiaa did the paintjob :3 (tysm <33)

We have a space shuttle too now

@pyraresbiggestfan

@fireacidcow

@hanoizodiacmurders

@aroacegarlicbreadlover

@mronion

@hunter216

@constantinople-official

@judas-officially

@imsooooooootired

@that-one-psywurm

@dadjokesbutgay

@scaredtransboy

@hex-eye

@france-the-third (<3)

@mun-urufu

@galaxys-universe

@sagerodbomb-n-co

@gladiolusdragon

@jesus-holding-your-fave

@chocxy-prince

@nixthemarshadowreal

@feral-roach

@imnotgoinginsaneyouare

@gensokyo-officially

@cabasasa

@i-am-froggy

@uninterestedforlife

@wraith-the-rock

@is-it-human

@angry-inc

@x3-inc

@bread-sheeran

@mizuribbons

@doppo-poet

@cleo-writes

@holiday-spice

@fourquartertoast

@auradastler

@taylorfromthestars

@more-trans-beans

@actually-alberta

@starchildren-onpawsandwings

@iamnotasaucepan

@in-a-mello-mood

@maya-megwae-kn

@what-do-you-taste-like

@grey-slenderman

@robloxian-slenderman

@trugthony-the-coffee-wizard

[kidnaps-you]

@green-anon-real

@real-british-empire

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@thats-great-but-have-u-tried

@averagesoup

@dragonsrepic1

@decider-of-fate

@a-trash-artist

@flyingman0211

@horrid-ace

@aperture-science-device-004m0r0n

@factcorelabs

@locibarpulo-official

@hey-its-saturn

@blue-berry-is-a-star-sans

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@samthetgirl

@flowers4them (+ cat :3)

@solar-panel-official

@g1rliepop

@ominous-signs

@sugarthebee

@soul-of-justice--uty

@nebby-the-cat

[kidnaps-you]

Happy birthday!

Wait is it my birthday?

[france-the-third]

[starting this here cause idk if sealand would be thrilled if we did this on their post lmao]

@kidnaps-you you think i'm pretty?

[kidnaps-you]

very

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Gimmickverse picrew chain, perhaps? For the good ol days?

@wikipedia-the-non-official @guatemala-official @maryland-officially and open tags.

[denmark-official]

yeah this blog is barely active. even so, have a denmark.

@norway-official @sweden-official uh one of you has to be active still right. who else is active. idk open tags.

[the-kingdom-of-norway]

I know I'm not the Norwegian you tagged, but I hope it's fine if I join in <3

@the-kingdom-of-sweden @germany-official @denmarklandia-official @denmark-forreal @walmart-the-official and anyone else who wants to join!

[germany-official]

I have never made an oc before so I went with gender mysterious villain. This was cool.

@offical-liechtenstein @french-horn-official @official-ireland @officialtheunitedkingdom @communist-usa-real3

[communist-usa-real3]

:3

@non-tyrannical-usa @totally-italy @france-the-third

[france-the-third]

Sorry @communist-usa-real3 and @totally-italy i completely forgot to actually post mine lmao

Doldre's pic is edited to make their skin more purple, hope that's ok

Uhh @totally-china-squaredd + anyone else!

[kidnaps-you]

Pretty

[satan-offical]

“Don't get in someone's van if they say they have candy in there” you're just jealous I'm getting offered candy and you aren't

[aravensss]

Satan, get out of the van please

[satan-offical]

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I'M GETTING SKITTLES AND YOU'RE NOT

[but-aint-this-texas]

@kidnaps-you

[kidnaps-you]

I've got skittles if you want!

[kidnaps-you]

have you kidnapped any officalverse characters? You should kidnap @satan-offical, @leviathan-offical and @homosexuality-offical. That’s a great team bro

For the millionth time, i don't kidnap people

why do people keep thinking that

[satan-offical]

Please don't kidnap me

[ted-offical]

OHHHHH MY FRANK CAN YOU KIDNAP ME WE CAN MAKE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND WHISPER ABOUT BOYS AND OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOTTA GO TELL DOROTHY THIS IS SO EXCITING🤩

[kidnaps-you]

I- do i know you-?

[ted-offical]

Not yet😁

[kidnaps-you]

alright then-

i'd love to make friendship bracelets...

[kidnaps-you]

If I let you kidnap me—uh I mean willingly go into your van, do I get free top surgery? Because at this point I might have to be kidnapped to afford it

I can schedule you an appointment and pay for it, yeah!

Nature can be a bitch sometimes, assigning people wrong bodies...

[kidnaps-you]

Do you have bomb, fire candy in ur can. If you do I'll happily jump in with no second thought ‼️‼️

Also here bc ur so cool :333

bomb fire candy? I don't think we do... But if it's unharmful, i might be able to get ya some

we do have an actual bomb in our van, though. But they're really nice and don't hurt anyone.

[kidnaps-you]

Any opinions on onions, dear kidnaps?

They're pretty cool..? And please, you may call me Naps.

If you want, i have some onions in my van ^^

[kidnaps-you]

hey, can i join for terraria merch

of course

[kidnaps-you]

i want to be kidnapped! i love not at all suspicious vans :)

Kidnapped? Oh, i don't do that

but if you want, you can chill in my van for a bit. You're allowed to leave whenever you want and we have candy and garlic bread!!

[kidnaps-you]

Garlic bread and candy??? Can I join??

yup!! we'd love to have ya <3

[kidnaps-you]

have you kidnapped any officalverse characters? You should kidnap @satan-offical, @leviathan-offical and @homosexuality-offical. That’s a great team bro

For the millionth time, i don't kidnap people

why do people keep thinking that

[satan-offical]

Please don't kidnap me

[ted-offical]

OHHHHH MY FRANK CAN YOU KIDNAP ME WE CAN MAKE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND WHISPER ABOUT BOYS AND OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOTTA GO TELL DOROTHY THIS IS SO EXCITING🤩

[kidnaps-you]

I- do i know you-?

[kidnaps-you]

theres candy in the van right?

yup!

[kidnaps-you]

I heard that you have garlic bread in the van

Can I have some? :]

Yeah, of course!!

[eb-or-echo]

Yay :D

[kidnaps-you]

*hands you some garlic bread*

enjoy!!

[kidnaps-you]

my mom said not to go into strange vans even if they lure you with candy but………

candy…………………..

anyways i’m willingly here :3 i’m sure nothing bad will happen :33

Of course nothing bad will happen! why would it?

what kinda candy you like btw?

[kidnaps-you]

I heard that you have garlic bread in the van

Can I have some? :]

Yeah, of course!!