disclaimer. i am not danish.

uh hi i guess i fucking exist now :) why have all my gimmick blogs been red and white.

[denmark-official]

why did i do this.

hi, im denmark.

he/it.

disclaimer, ive never even been to denmark. i am not danish.

[denmark-official]

är du dansk?

also no.

[denmark-official]

Är du norsk?

no 👍

[denmark-official]

you should really visit denmark, its great for camping! tho the language is ugly as hell, but you dont have to learn it for a vacation

thumbsup

[denmark-official]

Er du svensk?

we uh. dont speak anything except english.

[sweden-offical]

every day i am greatful that there is no denmark-offical

[denmark-offical]

real

[gaslight-offical]

Yeah, that would suck for everyone involved.

[sweden-offical]

fuck's sake, this is petty-offical all over again

[gaslight-offical]

@petty-offical has always been here though...

[trans-cousin-offical]

sure would be cool to meet the real life @denmark-official

[denmark-official]

me.? or do you mean the other denmark in this thread. also no, you dont want to meet me. im not even danish.

[trans-cousin-offical]

DENMARK

[denmark-official]

hi. can i help you?

[trans-cousin-offical]

I’m supposed to invade you

[denmark-official]

you and most of the world as far as i can tell.

[sweden-offical]

every day i am greatful that there is no denmark-offical

[denmark-offical]

real

[gaslight-offical]

Yeah, that would suck for everyone involved.

[sweden-offical]

fuck's sake, this is petty-offical all over again

[gaslight-offical]

@petty-offical has always been here though...

[trans-cousin-offical]

sure would be cool to meet the real life @denmark-official

[denmark-official]

me.? or do you mean the other denmark in this thread. also no, you dont want to meet me. im not even danish.

[trans-cousin-offical]

DENMARK

[denmark-official]

hi. can i help you?

[sweden-offical]

every day i am greatful that there is no denmark-offical

[denmark-offical]

real

[gaslight-offical]

Yeah, that would suck for everyone involved.

[sweden-offical]

fuck's sake, this is petty-offical all over again

[gaslight-offical]

@petty-offical has always been here though...

[trans-cousin-offical]

sure would be cool to meet the real life @denmark-official

[denmark-official]

me.? or do you mean the other denmark in this thread. also no, you dont want to meet me. im not even danish.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another

[dirt-and-wyrms]

i saw this post litterly like 3 times in a row i kid you not

[canis-pluralis]

@definitely-totally-croatia

What the sneef

[definitely-totally-croatia]

I'm snorfin' here! X3

[states-system]

Mokey

[totally-india]

In going to queue this so many times >:)

[sentientballofpeasv2]

Oh god

[real-chicago]

queue go brrrr

[real-chicago]

the queue is getting close to the end should i add more to it

should i

yes

no

fuck you

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

[denmark-official]

its been nearly a year, why am i still seeing this??

[totally-official-yahoo]

Oh I kinda need to interact with the other blogs uhhhhh

[walmart-the-official]

*cool way of interacting*

[bingle-official]

*Intelligent response*

[walmart-the-official]

wtf why are you here about a year later

[bingle-official]

Idk came up on my dash

[walmart-the-official]

wha—

[totally-official-yahoo]

I thought we were supposed to be dead????????????

[walmart-the-official]

I’ve been active this entire time. I thought YOU were dead

[denmark-official]

tumblr is still active?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Gimmickverse picrew chain, perhaps? For the good ol days?

@wikipedia-the-non-official @guatemala-official @maryland-officially and open tags.

[denmark-official]

yeah this blog is barely active. even so, have a denmark.

@norway-official @sweden-official uh one of you has to be active still right. who else is active. idk open tags.

[the-kingdom-of-norway]

I know I'm not the Norwegian you tagged, but I hope it's fine if I join in <3

@the-kingdom-of-sweden @germany-official @denmarklandia-official @denmark-forreal @walmart-the-official and anyone else who wants to join!

[denmark-official]

i did actually mean to tag you, i just couldnt remember your username. glad you saw this anyway.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Gimmickverse picrew chain, perhaps? For the good ol days?

@wikipedia-the-non-official @guatemala-official @maryland-officially and open tags.

[denmark-official]

yeah this blog is barely active. even so, have a denmark.

@norway-official @sweden-official uh one of you has to be active still right. who else is active. idk open tags.

[denmark-official]

wh. when did this blog get 600 followers. guys you know i dont post right?

[the-regular-news]

Does the gimmickverse have any egg salad opinions?

[guatemala-official]

Egg salad is bad

[the-regular-news]

Excellent opinion. Anyone else?

[asexual-official]

Terrible

[the-regular-news]

Ah, you feel very strongly about this. Next?

[bunbunmaru-news-officially]

Never had it.

Though how can you make eggs into salad?

[the-regular-news]

With mayonnaise, I think. Next opinion?

[rat-detector-334]

Absolutely fucking horrible.

[the-regular-news]

Weighing in on multiple timelines, I see. Your distaste runs deep. Next?

[definitely-canada]

It should burn.

Actually, I’ll do it myself!

[canada-offical]

I agree with my counterpart(?) here

[the-regular-news]

Not a single person here has said they like egg salad. Very interesting. Next?

[that-second-sam]

uhhhh idk if i count but i’ve never tried it

sounds pretty yummy though :D

[the-regular-news]

A single person has said they might like egg salad. Very interesting. Next?

[its-target-official]

Honestly really mid. Potato salad and deviled eggs are better.

[tagswoman]

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[the-regular-news]

The single strongest opinion yet, and it's in favor of egg salad. The plot thickens! Next opinion, please?

[somekindofgimmickblog]

I mean. I've never tried it, but I love eggs if that counts?

[the-regular-news]

Probably does count. Next?

[mid-maryland]

Egg salad taste , texture ane smell makes me sick, I hate it!

Scramble , fried , and many more ways are a lot more nicer uses for eggs!

[the-regular-news]

Yes, like throwing them at people. Next?

[ohio-thestate]

Depends on how well seasoned it is. Potato salad is better tho

[the-regular-news]

Fair enough. Next?

[i-give-olms-to-people]

Never had one, but I'm not a fan of the smell

[the-regular-news]

Completely understandable. Next?

[true-film-theory]

I FUCKING LOVE EGG SALAD I MAKE IT INTO SANDWICHES I ADD PAPRIKA, CELERY, OLIVES, AND A FUCK TON OF OTHER STUFF INTO IT

I CRAVE IT RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

i wonder if santi feels the same way as i do

[the-regular-news]

Very big egg salad fan, I see. Next?

[state-of-connecticut-official]

yummy on bagel. i consistently have egg salad on bagel every Tuesday at 11:30

[the-regular-news]

That consistency and dedication is impressive. Next?

[idaho-unofficial]

yuck. I prefer funeral potatoes (cheese and potato)

[the-state-of-georgia-official]

i personally don't like eggs that well, but my mom apparently makes pretty good egg salad

...which I'm sure I'd like if I liked eggs

Or mustard

Or mayo

She also iirc adds olives, celery, and several seasonings...

Anyways, the creamy texture of 'salads' like that throws me off...like, I tried chicken salad last year at a party out of desperation...and I didn't rlly like it- my friend loved it tho and offered to finish my sandwich for me <3 true friendship...

[the-regular-news]

Oh look the egg salad post is back. Georgia you've got some good opinions there.

[a-random-ufo]

flies by and flashes a red colour meaning no

[the-regular-news]

ACK-oh! Ah! Did anyone else just see that blinding red flash just now?

[official-vermont-fr]

I would have an opinion on egg salad but personally? I've never tried it. And I don't like eggs, so I can infer that I would likely not like it TwT

[the-regular-news]

Checks out. Big fan of the state of Vermont by the way, you're very cool.

Anyone else?

[denmark-official]

never tried it, probably wouldnt like it.

[the-kingdom-of-sweden]

IT IS SWEDENS NATIONAL DAG!!! (National day)

FUCK YOU @the-kingdom-of-norway, @denmark-official

/j /silly

[denmark-official]

oh yeah, well. uh. fuck you.

[denmark-official]

we are Not related. at all. and quite honestly im offended youd even say that.

[the-kingdom-of-sweden]

IT IS SWEDENS NATIONAL DAG!!! (National day)

FUCK YOU @the-kingdom-of-norway, @denmark-official

/j /silly

[denmark-official]

oh yeah, well. uh. fuck you.

[the-kingdom-of-norway]

Gratulerer med dagen til meg og alle nordmenn(gender neutral)!

FUCK you @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official @actually-danish-denmark! And also FUCK you Sweden (are there any "official" Sweden blogs?)!

(/lh)

[the-kingdom-of-norway]

It's that time again!!!!!! ( @norway-official )

GRATULERER MED DAGEN TIL MEG OG ALLE ANDRE NORDMENN!!!!

Fuck you @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official as well as fuck you @the-kingdom-of-sweden @sweden-official, and not to forget fuck you @germany-official!!!

Fuck you to all those who have tried to take our freedom!!!

(/LH)

[denmark-official]

well, we can agree on something. fuck sweden.

[the-kingdom-of-sweden]

NO, we are supposed to be together against Norway 🙏

[denmark-official]

no. fuck you </3