[snailspng]

Limacodid larvae / jewel caterpillar PNGs.

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[brozb4hoz]

[halfpastcaketime-deactivated201]

I hate the storylines to gay Porn so much but I’m a hypocrite because if I were in this very situation he would probably get me to cheat.

[oui-sie-deactivated20250903]

The guy in the back breaking character in the last gif I am dying

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Someone needs to take all the actual porn clips out of gay porn movies and upload compilations to YouTube. This shit is funnier than any Dank Meme compilation.

[pucket]

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Portable hobbit hole from the future

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

EARTH POD

[aberrantemotion]

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

[official-lucifers-child]

FUCKING HELL

[mrhungry]

WE UNLOCKED THE WHOLE GODDAMN SET

[heedra]

When I totaled my car last spring, it was by plowing straight thru a fence into a cow pasture on my way to a job interview, and the one thing that saved me from being utterly consumed by despair was the fact that the cows were utterly bonkers with curiosity about the weird object that was suddenly in their field, and they completely SWARMED me and my car with good-natured excitement. They ate my lunch (and my cars bill of sale documents), they used the wrecked husk of my car as a rubbing post, they tried to lick my face, and most importantly because of them I was not just crying alone in the rain, and for these things I'm literally forever in their debt.

[wtfisgoingonews]

[thread]

[the-bluespirit]

BONG JOON-HO accepting Best Foreign Language Film at the 77th Golden Globe Awards for PARASITE

[blueskittlesart]

what the fuck is with english teachers n being like “write a story abt a deep personal memory that impacted your life” maam if i do that youre going to send me to the counselor’s office

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[cosed]

absolutely love in school where theyre like “this child is obviously mentally ill but they get good grades so who cares”

[cosed]

and then theyre like “well they suddenly got bad grades so they will be sent to the counselors once, then no one will ever talk about it again”

[bogleech]

See also “this child gets bad grades and acts up but we can’t imagine why except they must just be a bad person who sucks”

[quinintheclouds]

“You did so well before/you do well on xyz – why can’t you do that for everything else? You just need to apply yourself”

[lumpyjuice]

[animejebbush]

[manletsarge-deactivated20190830]

funniest possible response to this post 

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

[paleimitatorz]

bbzzzzzzzzzzzzrrrt

[fiddauthor]

REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD I’VE FIXED MY AWFUL MISTAKE

[gaybabyart]

I'm SUPER proud of this one

[omegaverse]

Fucking wake up.

There's no such thing as penis music.

[gertrudisnacht]

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

happy new year 2012 !!

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

What if you had one bathroom per astrological sign

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

Still better than gendered bathrooms because at least astrology is real

[drumcore-deactivated20200630]

Water sign bathroom: Wah I'm so sad I just got broken up with omg there there ill help u get through this

Fire sign bathroom: