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[plusie]

🍌 - banana slug plushies !

[memeuplift]

[icteridcorvid]

How to change sheets with loft bed

[astheriiiart]

i love them ❤💛

[bexondeck]

of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god

[bexondeck]

nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”

[sarahseeandersen]

[throathole]

me when I'm 33

[softplaces-deactivated20240808]

he made it

[throathole]

and we will be healed. and we are going to make it

[greelin]

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

[greelin]

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

[sabrebash]

If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.

[spockvarietyhour]

Gets funnier every time.

[maelace]

This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

It’s even funnier because O'Neil participated in Black Ops, THE Interfering in other people’s affairs and then pretending you didn’t.

[inthereellife]

YALL! Our favorite Tumblr runner DID IT! He won gold!

If yall need a reminder Noah Lyles is this wonderful nerd

Noah Lyles won GOLD!

Noah Lyles is the Fastest Man!!!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

[happydragon]

New meme alert

This is one of my favorite pics from the Olympics. This and the surfer walking through the air

[heatedhockey]

Context: This was Snoops reaction to Katie Ledecky winning the 1500 by over 10 seconds

[5hiny8laze2ombie]

u/Dutchmann_

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[kvotheunkvothe]

please picture a dragon. now, imagine it loafing like a cat. hunkered. legges in tight beneath. tail tucked close. eyes half lidded. front feets and claws curled under.

please image this dragon

[yourlocalnerd07]

[thoodleoo]

have been losing my shit over the fact that 1. there's a passage in polybius's history where he tells us that the tyrant demetrius of phalerum once made a giant mechanical snail to parade through athens and trail slime everywhere 2. people have been trying to figure out how this massive snail worked since at least 1937

[randomitemdrop]

Item: giant mechanical snail commissioned by the local ruler to parade around town and leave a trail of slime

[greenfungy]

Pillow talk sessions

I finished rendering this drawing finally😭😭, my head was full of those viktor fics of him just talking in bed lmao but anyways pls have this piece i made of him 🙏🙏