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it’s like drive thru except for the fact that I’ll drink your stuff
Faith in Humanity Restored Infinitely.
Hey Tumblr! I'm not one for posting long-winded stories but one of the most unbelievable things happened tonight.
I, being the pessimistic prick that I am, had pretty much lost all hope in humanity, heck in all existence of mankind, up until tonight.
I picked up a flat driving home from an amazing wedding when two chaps pulled up next to me and jump out .Here's me thinking "Shiet, this is how I get mugged at 3am at a petrol station in the middle of God damn nowhere".
These chaps emerge from their shifty-looking vehicle, recognise the problem plaguing my car, roll up their sleeves and go "Right, come here boi". Let me remind ya'll, I've pulled into some dimly lit petrol station in the middle of the night ALONE and am stranded in need of desperate help.
They make their way over to me, help calm me the f*ck down (Cos' I'm an absolute calamity when it comes to manly work), ask me to pop my boot and do the unthinkable; they willingly and enthusiastically change my tire for me. That's right. Two random strangers, who happened to be brothers, get down on their knees and get their hands horrifically dirty to help me, a helplessly pathetic looking amoeba.
And what did they ask for in return? Absolutely nothing. They refused money, dinner, drinks, heck they even politely declined an all-expenses paid trip abroad to the Maldives. These brothers pulled over and helped an absolute damsel in distress for one reason and one reason only; and I quote:
"If we were in the same situation, we'd hope that someone would help us. We had someone steal 2 of our tires earlier tonight and we'd hate to see someone suffer like we did. We're just happy to help a fellow Malaysian."
Pure and plain honest, morally-rooted citizens that were looking out for a fellow human being. I openly expressed how indebted I was to these great people and was eternally grateful for their assistance, know-how and never-ending friendliness.
After a short 20 minute fix-up, I was well on my way. I humbly shook the hands of my saviours, we exchanged numbers and bid them farewell on their journey back home.
I am writing this from the safety and warmth of my home because of these outstanding gentlemen.
I've heard stories of people screwing others over, assholic shitheads roaming the streets, and absolute inconsiderate bumheads ruining people's lives. But I'd like to remind the good people of this planet that there are some fantastic souls about; any of whom may be just around the corner willing to help you in your utmost desperate time of need.
(Picture below as proof that they helped change my tire and escort me home. Thanks a lot Roy and Neil!)
P.S: I live in Malaysia, a nation sandwiched between Singapore and Thailand (For those who are terrible at geography), which despite being known as a friendly melting pot of numerous cultures, beliefs, customs and traditions, it isn't known for its good Samaritans or its "healthy" crime rate. So this happening is truly a one-in-a-million occurrence.
Things I am always down for no questions asked:
-Roadtrips
-Campfires
-Breakfast for dinner
-Hot coffee and good conversation
-Book shopping
-Naps
This must be what it’s like to be my friend
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damn even animals know white people will shoot anything outside their race
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly."
Robert A. Heinlein
my brother was running up the stairs on all fours and he slipped and just kind of gave up
can’t wait to tell my brother that his picture has 50 notes
"A wolf will never lose sleep worrying about the feelings of sheep. But no one ever told the sheep that they outnumber the wolves."
The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color
This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.
I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
It’s like they were made for each other.
i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
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