beware the sass~

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[oldkniife]

[fiireforaheart]

#Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For

[sea-sonal]

Burnburnburn

[ithelpstodream]

epic lol

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[lightbearers]

steve rogers + text post meme

[electric-daisy-forest]

Tattoos and less anxiety, that’s all I want

[multigloria]

someone: supergirl can’t like lena, she has liked boys before 

me, a bisexual:

someone: can you believe andrew garfield said he wanted spiderman to get a boyfriend, i mean he had a girlfriend in the past, he can’t be gay 

me, a bisexual:

someone: steve rogers can’t be with bucky, he dated peggy, he is obviously straight

me, a bisexual:

someone: what do you mean wonderwoman is bisexual? she had a boyfriend

me, a bisexual:

someone: this character is straight because he/she only has been with people of the opposite gender

me, a bisexual:

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[anchovy-official]

“tall girls can’t be cute”

 you fool. you buffoon. you absolute moron.

[anchovy-official]

@ the tall girls in the notes saying “this can’t apply to me”

IT DOES. THIS POST MOST CERTAINLY APPLIES TO YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND??!!

[katie-the-angel-witch]

I hope you’re applying it to tall trans girls like me

[anchovy-official]

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT PAL

[legit-writing-tips]

So I went for a quick walk to the corner store near me to pick up a couple of things. 

The person who owns the store is an older Muslim man. He’s always been nothing but friendly, to the point of letting me take the stuff I had planned to buy with the promise of paying him back once when my card didn’t work. 

Today I walked in and got my stuff, stepped up to the counter, and started to say hi. Then he turned around, motioned for me to wait a moment, and continued with what he was doing. It was only then I realized he was in the middle of his prayers. 

So I waited at the counter for a few minutes. Then he picked up his mat and put it away, came over, and gave me a free corny dog to thank me for my patience (and because we’re pals).

This is My America, or at least the way I want it to be.

Diversity. Acceptance. Friendship. And bonding over unhealthy fried food.

[neptunethesea]

this is so amazing thank you

[alphawitchnyxx]

This is what America should be. Thank you for sharing this, it’s a nice reminder that there is still good in this world.

[niggazinmoscow]

This is awesome!!

[bvdhxney-deactivated20180911]

You can’t tell me shit about black women and music👑

[protectingstucky]

peter parker calling thor “mr. thor” reblog if u agree

[reasonandempathy]

Pixar’s 22 Rules for Writing

[kaijuno]

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

[blrdofprey]

casual teen titans + wonder woman. art by picolo 

[chriservans]

[cluegrrl]

Dude. You can actually watch him bottle all that up, stick a cork in it, and label it “deal with this never”

[ataraxetta]

#his chest is where he keeps all his repressed feelings that’s why it’s so broad via @coffeeinallcaps

[saltchip]

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like