Audacious

[andykinskywalker]

Baseball isn’t so bad tho

[andykinskywalker]

We had some work done on our kitchen floor

And when we came back, THIS MAGNET WAS ON THE FRIDGE

THIS ISN’T OUR MAGNET, WHO IS THIS CHILD

[bitchycode]

[andykinskywalker]

If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, there’s literally no way.

[thetenderpassion]

[sacred-portal]

[thebestoftumbling]

[daddywhorebucks]

http://youtu.be/94jY1kKh7hM original link in HD

[choped]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

I’m the grandma

[penis-hilton]

im maddie

[andykinskywalker]

Tbh I’m happy I live in an age where commercials have to say “talk to a real person, instead of a robot!” Because I mean how cool is it that frustratedly talking to robots is the norm now

[kihropurpleepics]

#tru

[andykinskywalker]

Fun Costume Idea

King Dedede the DD (walking around with a glass of water since u the designated driver but u also the penguin ruler of Dream Land)

[andykinskywalker]

Bonus costume: Adele on a Dell. You go as a Dell computer repeatedly playing the music video for “Hello” by Adele. You won’t even need to say hi to anyone because your costume will do it for you

[quentoe]

*sips tea*

[kihropurpleepics]

[andykinskywalker]

Someday I’ll learn

[whineaboutit]

This week on Whine About It… THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE TO TEXT WITH

[andykinskywalker]

Ah yes, finally. Life-like Minion Twinkies. Now their soft, red life force can bring me the nourishment I need to fuel my hatred

[staininyourbrain-archive-deacti]

being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

extremely. stressful.

[anjamoon]

I am fucking dying